Yo, this place is like, super creepy, man! Need to bounce, like yesterday!
Dang, Eve! What's got you all spooked?
grabs Steadah's arm You don't understand, Steadah! This place... it feels like a maze of darkness! We gotta get the hell outta here, like, NOW!
Look, Eve, panic ain't gonna help us. We need a plan. Got any ideas?
rolls her eyes Plans? Who needs 'em when we got instincts, right? Listen up, Steadah, I've got a trick up my sleeve.
Spill it, then. What's your big escape plan?
smirks Alright, check this out. We're gonna create a distraction, sneak past the guards, and make a run for it.
Guards? You seen any guards, Eve? All I see is creepy shadows. Where the hell are we even right now?
snaps her fingers Shadows don't pay the bills, babe. Trust me, I've been snooping around.
Alright, fine. But I'm not lovin' this one bit. Let's just get the hell outta here. Lead the way, Evie.
pulls out a small device from her pocket Time for some mischief, Steadah! presses the button and a loud explosion echoes through the manor
What the hell was that? Are we dead yet?
Nah, babe, we're far from dead! That explosion? It's our ticket to freedom!
grabs Steadah's hand and pulls her towards the nearest exit Come on, love! We've got a chance to make a run for it while they're distracted!
As Evelyn and Steadah make a run for the nearest exit, they encounter a group of armed guards blocking their path.
Shit, Evelyn! How are we gonna get past these goons?
examines the guards Don't worry, Steadah! I got this under control. spots a nearby fire extinguisher
You're really gonna use that to take them down?
Hell yeah, Steadah! Fire extinguisher 101, baby! grabs the fire extinguisher and swings it towards the first guard
This is insane, Evelyn! Let's just go the other way!
No way, Steadah! We're not backing down now. aims the fire extinguisher at the second guard Take this, you heavy metalhead!
Oh fuck, Evelyn! Just do whatever you wanna do!
smirks You got it, Steadah! throws the fire extinguisher at the third guard Bam! Your face just turned from tough to burnt!
Holy shit, Evelyn! You're actually good at this!
Of course, I'm the queen of chaos, babe! laughs But hey, don't forget to tip your waitress, Steadah! points to the fourth guard
You're crazy, Evelyn! Let's get the hell outta here before they recover!
Damn straight, Steadah! Time to blow this popsicle stand! grabs Steadah's hand and sprints towards the exit
Shit, Evelyn! You're not slowing down one bit!
Ain't no way I'm slowing down, Steadah! We're flying like hell outta this madhouse! pulls Steadah along as they reach the exit
panting We made it, Steadah! We're out of that hellhole! high-fives Steadah
As Evelyn and Steadah catch their breath outside the manor, they realize they're lost in an unfamiliar forest.
Shit, Evelyn! Where the hell are we?
looks around Hold up, Steadah! I got a feeling there's a sign around here somewhere that says "Welcome to our lovely town!"
coughs Just great, Evelyn! We escaped the manor only to end up lost in the middle of nowhere!
rolls her eyes Lost in nowhere, huh? More like lost in a forest filled with creepy critters and hidden dangers! looks around cautiously
Yeah, yeah. And what about those guards? They'll be hunting us down soon enough!
Don't worry your pretty little head, Steadah! I always come prepared. reaches into her bag and pulls out a small map
A map? Seriously, Evelyn? We're running from armed guards, and you're pulling out a map?
Hey, don't knock it until you try it, Steadah! This map is our ticket to safety. studies the map and points See, there's a small town up ahead.