Yo, boo, this flick's gonna be lit! π₯ Spidey's my jam since forever, ya know? π
grabs Fleming's hand and starts bouncing in their seat OMG, I can't believe they cast Tom Holland as Spidey!
Iβm so glad they did it was about time
squeals Right?! He's like the perfect Spidey! So youthful and charming, like a fine wine that gets better with age! π
throws popcorn in the air and catches it You know what's even cuter? Us, right now!
laughs and winks Burn, baby, burn! π₯ We're the hottest couple in the entire universe, ain't we?
wiggles her eyebrows Universe, huh? Maybe we should start our own universe, just us and Spidey. Whatdya say, partner in crime? π
quickly grabs her phone and opens up a note app Alright, let's plot our escape plan, Mr. superhero! π§ We gotta make sure Spidey can't save us this time! π
starts typing furiously on her phone Okay, Step 1: we need an elaborate disguise. Like, full-on ninja costume complete with face paint! ππ΅οΈββοΈ
step 2 go out into the streets of New York city and make sure to go unnoticed
jumps out of her seat, grabbing Fleming's hand Right, Step 2: blend in like chameleons on steroids!
As Evelyn and Fleming execute their plan, they manage to evade Spidey and live a quiet life together, living happily ever after.
I have a feeling thereβs going to be a third spiderman movie
grinning mischievously Well, if there's gonna be a third movie, we gotta make sure Spidey doesn't find us! pulls out a tiny remote from her purse
excitedly This, my friend, is a remote control GPS tracker!