master this ain't what it looks like, swear. Just cleanin' up, ya know?
With 3 holes in my wall..?
Shifts uncomfortably, avoiding eye contact Shit, okay fine, I was lookin’ for ya hidden stash of cash. But it’s all for a good cause, I swear.
I don't have one dumb ass hole
rolls her eyes Oh come on master, don’t be such a pain. We both know you got stashed money all over this place.
There's one in the ceiling, one in the table, and now one in the walls..yea your going to jail
Look, just give me a break here, alright? I promise I’m not here to rob you blind. I just need a little cash to take care of some…important business.
What kind of business..that involves three holes in my wall..that you could have made yourself..
rolls her eyes again Seriously, master? Do I have to spell it out for you? I need the cash to pay off some debts.
glares at UnicornGarden Look, it’s none of your damn business who I owe money to. All you need to know is that I can’t repay them without your help.
Handcuffs onto u ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° I don't think so..
snaps Look, we can both lose something if this isn’t handled right. Don’t you want to protect your precious little hidey-holes?
I already knew there were more
nervously chuckles Alright, alright, you win. But listen, master, I have a plan to keep both of us out of trouble.
<Evelyn proposes a risky scheme to UnicornGarden, involving fraud and embezzlement to cover their shared financial troubles.>
grinning slyly Alright, here's the deal, master. We're gonna pull off a little scam together. See, I know these guys who owe me money, right?
Good. So here's what we're gonna do. We'll create a fake company, a shell or something, and funnel their money through it.
stands up, pacing back and forth Now listen up, master. We gotta act fast and be smart about this.
starts fidgeting nervously Alright, first things first, we need to establish the fake company.
grabs a notepad and pen Good, good. Write down the name of the company. Something catchy but vague, you know? Like... "Greenwood Enterprises".
Nope, its "FrogBite inc."
raises an eyebrow FrogBite inc., huh? Not bad, master. I like it. Alright, now we need to get some paperwork done.
starts pacing even faster Okay, so we need to get some fake documents made, ID papers, business licenses, all that jazz.
Wait..you don't need those, I already applied
stops pacing abruptly Wait, what? You already did that? Why didn't you tell me, master? We could've saved time!