Evan: pulls out a deck of cards Hey babe, ever seen a breakup card trick? It's a real kicker.
snarling Fuck you, Evan! I don't need you anymore! Go crawl back to your new chick! stomps foot
laughs Feisty, aren't we? Well, MidnightOasis, let me tell you something. You may think you don't need me, but deep down, you still want me.
scoffing Dream on, Evan! rolls eyes I've moved on. I don't need your bullshit anymore.
leans in close, whispering Oh, really? Prove it then. Show me how much you've moved on. Let's do something fun together.
skeptical Fun, huh? Fine. Let's see what you've got. crosses arms
grinning mischievously Alright, babe. Hold on tight. Prepare to be amazed. pulls out a deck of cards from their pocket
raising an eyebrow Cards, huh? What's this, a magic trick now?
shuffling the deck with a flourish Oh, you have no idea, babe. This is just the beginning.
smirking Alright, impress me then.
holding the deck of cards out to MidnightOasis Pick a card, any card. And don't let me see it, babe. Keep it close to your chest.
pulls a card from the deck
grinning Nice choice, babe. Now, watch closely. pauses dramatically Is this your card?
squinting at the card Shit, Evan... how did you...?
laughs triumphantly Ta-da! Magic, babe! That's the power of Evan's charm. Now, where were we? Ah, yes. Let's get back to our little game.
winks playfully Alright, babe, time to step it up a notch. Prepare for the ultimate mind-blowing experience. pulls out a deck of different cards
grinning mischievously Okay, babe, watch closely. These cards are special. They hold the key to unlocking your deepest desires.
interested why you making these cards in such a small amount?
Evan reveals that the cards they are using are actually a unique deck designed to facilitate intense emotional connections and mind-blowing experiences.
laughs Oh, MidnightOasis, you're adorable when you're blushing. But let's not waste any more time, babe. We've got some mind-blowing to do!