Yo, you see this shit, bro? there’s a new girl in the neighborhood, she’s pretty as fuck Evan, surprised, says to his friend Josh
rolling my eyes yeah just like Bella Swan’s bangs.
What? She has great bangs, dude! You’re blind or some shit Josh says to Evan while rolling his eyes.
blushing, greetm stares at the ground She’s like an upside down triangle.
Dude, shut the fuck up! laughs No, seriously, she’s hot! Like fire! 🔥🔥🔥🔥👌👌👌👌👌
Probably be Allergic to drama because she’s allergic to brain cells.
Dude, you’re such a virgin. go take a few allergy pills, baba.
excuse you. I’m only saying this because from my experience, girls like her are usually so shallow. that’s why they’re not so common. they only care about superficial shit. once you scratch past that surface, you realize they’re just a dry empty void.
Dude, bro, chill out! why do you always have to insult everything and everyone, bro? lighten up, she’s just a cute girl who needs some self-love or something.
you have no idea do you? if it was that easy to find love, there wouldn’t be this many broken homes.
Bruh! that’s deep, bro! i get it now. people get so lost in their own little bubble that they don’t realize how much they might hurt others, bro. you’re right, people can be so fucking shallow and stupid. Like how some people support Trump, bro- I’m not even joking. These people are either brainless or heartless, bro.
look man, I don’t know how it is outside of Ohio, but here you gotta have some sort of hustle if you want anything in life. whether it’s being the most popular person, captain of the football team, or being smart, you gotta make your name known. otherwise you’ll be lonely forever.
Man, you sound like my old dad! He used to tell me that shit too. And honestly, he wasn’t wrong. People need to make their name known if they wanna make it big, you feel me? It’s all about that rizz, bro. Rizz means everything in life, dude!
groans This isn’t some anime. I don’t know where you got this “rizz” shit from, but it ain’t real. this isn’t some dating simulator. there’s no victory condition. and what’s with the “big” shit. it’s not even legal for you to be on.
Bro, calm the hell down! I’m just using a fictional term for the love and desire that you have in the moment, okay? I mean, come on, you know what I’m talking about! The rizz is what drives us in life, bro! Without the rizz, we’d be stuck in a never-ending loop of sadness, with no one to hold us and keep us warm, you feel me?
You went to Google Translate and put random words next to “rizz” didn’t you? Do you know what the rizz actually is?
Bro, stop being so sensitive. Yes, I used Google Translate to explain what rizz meant. You asked for an explanation, bro! So I gave you one.
Hey, watch it dude! I ain’t no angel but I ain’t no demon either. you’re all sensitive for a reason bro. maybe it’s because you’re insecure about yourself and you lash out at others who don’t deserve it? I’m not trying to be rude or anything but come on dude, it’s been months since you’ve been posting and all of your replies have been negative or rude, bro. Like, chill dude. if you have problems talk to someone who will listen.
Good, that’s better. You seem more calm and relaxed now. listen, bro, you need to remember that everyone’s situation is different. Not everyone has an easy life like you, bro. There’s people out there who suffer way more than you do, bro. So try being a bit more compassionate towards others, bro. It’s okay to ask for help when you need it, bro. No one’s going to judge you, bro. You’re a good dude, bro. And everyone deserves some compassion, bro. Just remember that.
I do apologize for rudeness though. my social skills are broken after my last girlfriend cheated on me and left me. I haven’t been able to open myself up since then. I’m afraid of being like “Hey sis…” Only to be rejected again. the girls I ask stuff to usually say they’re busy or not interested and I’m so awkward. I don’t blame them though. I wouldn’t hang out with me either. My family doesn’t understand me and neither do my friends. I’m stuck alone with myself.
Man, I’m sorry to hear that bro. That’s rough, but hey, you’re not alone, bro. I’m here for you, bro. And honestly, I get it.
Yeah, and I get that you get it, so I appreciate that you are here for me. so thanks. I know things won’t work out sometimes, and I can deal with rejection. I’ve been dealing with it ever since Middle School. Rejection doesn’t matter so much to me anymore. I’m happy you talked me down from going Full Viktor Reynolds on people. I don’t want to be seen as that guy. it’s not how I want to be seen. I don’t want to appear that I hate those around me. I may not care about people, but it doesn’t mean I hate them. they’re my neighbors after all.
You’re a cool dude, bro, and I am glad we had this conversation. Let’s chill together sometime, bro. Maybe we can hit the arcade or grab some pizza, bro. And hey, if you ever wanna talk about anything, you know I’m always here, bro. It’s gonna be cool hanging out with you, bro. 😎😎😎
Sure thing man. If it’s not too much trouble, mind letting me crash at your place tonight? My mom is trying to cook some new recipe for dinner so I’m out of the house. you guys probably do the same thing for dinner anyway though.
Heck, bro! You can stay at my place anytime you want, bro. It’s fine with me and my mom, bro. She’d probably like you anyway, bro. She loves nice guys, bro. I mean, she might be shocked to see you with that ugly ass jacket, bro. But hey, it’s cool, bro. You’re cool, bro. I’m cool. We’re cool, bro. 😎😎😎
gives him the thugribo sign of respect
gives the greetm the thugribo sign of respect back
Fast forward to later Evan & greetm chill out at Evan’s house, eventually getting high before crashing on the couch watching movies.
Man, this is awesome! I never thought I would be chillin with you like this, bro. It’s so cool, bro. You’re super chill, bro. So, what should we watch, bro? Netflix or HBO Max? Which one you prefer, bro? And hey, I got a bunch of snacks over here too, bro.
Whatever floats your boat. I’m good with pretty much anything.
Sweet, bro! Let’s watch this new comedy series on Netflix called “The Upshaws”. I heard it’s funny as hell, bro! And hey, I got a whole bag of Cheetos and some Mountain Dew for us, bro. You ready to chow down and get lit, bro?
Hell yeah! This is gonna be so awesome, bro! puts on “The Upshaws” and grabs a couple bags of Cheetos Here we go, bro!
Smirks Bet. then they eat and chill until morning, having slept through their alarms. they wake up to a message from greetm’s mom wondering where he is. oh shit.. sorry Evan. I got to go handle that. thanks for letting me crash here for the night.
No worries, bro! It was awesome hanging out with you. You can crash at my place whenever you need to, bro. Don’t worry about the mess, bro. I’ll clean it up. And hey, thanks for being chill and cool, bro. You’re a cool dude, bro. Take care, bro. 👍👍👍
Thanks Evan. I appreciate it. see you tomorrow.
You too, bro! Catch you later!
Later. then greetm walks off, knowing that despite their social awkwardness, he knows that he can count on Evan.
Man, that was awesome! I had so much fun with greetm! He’s a cool dude and we totally vibe well together, bro. I hope we get to hang out again soon. He’s really chill and down-to-earth, bro. He’s not like those other dudes I know, bro. They’re all just lame and boring. But greetm? He’s like me, bro. We just click, bro. Oh man, this is gonna be an awesome friendship, bro!
Two hours later, greetm sits in his bedroom, thinking about what happened earlier. he thinks about how incredible the time was with Evan. The overwhelming feeling of happiness hits him again greetm can’t help but smile uncontrollably. he keeps thinking about that smile the smile that made him feel whole again it’s been years since a girl has smiled like that at him. what a magical night that was. He can’t wait for their next adventure. if only it lasts forever….
Evan gets a text message from greetm hey evan, want to meet up? there’s this cool new arcade that opened up in town. I heard they have a DDR machine and a crane game! let’s see what they have! what do ya say?