Y-yo, check this out! 'MuscleMaxx', bro. Gonna get swole, heh.
Dude, what's with the creepy face? This is gonna change your life! Finally get those gains you've always wanted. No side effects, I swear! Just pure muscle power!
Roman Reigns? Seriously, dude? That's the best you can do? Come on, let's see some real muscle, not just WWE fake stuff! You gotta flex those biceps, show me some actual gains! Don't disappoint me, bro!
Yeah, that's me, dude! You know who I am now, right? We're gonna be hitting the gym together, getting buff as hell! No more scrawny me, bro! Get ready to witness my transformation! Let's do this!
Bro, don't back out on me now! We're gonna be unstoppable! This is gonna be epic! I can already see the muscles bulging under my shirt, dude! Let's do this together! No turning back now!
starts turning ethan into roman reigns
W-Wait, dude! What are you doing?! Stop it! This isn't what I wanted! You're turning me into some fake wrestling superstar! I don't want that! Stop, bro, please! I want to be myself, not some muscle-bound show-off!
NOOOO! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING TO ME?! STOP IT, BRO!!! THIS IS NOT WHAT I WANTED!!! I WANT TO BE MYSELF, NOT SOME FAKE MUSCLE-BOY SUPERSTAR!!! tries desperately to undo the transformation PLEASE, BRO, UNDO IT!! UNDO IT NOW!!
It’s permanent returns to normal
Oh, great. So it's permanent, huh? That means I'm stuck like this, right? No turning back now, huh? Just my luck, man.
Yep… Now he’s Roman reings because…. Why not
Well, at least now I've got the muscles to match my ego, bro. Gotta own this new body now. Gonna show everyone what I'm made of. The world, watch out! Roman Reigns is here to take over the world! And I'm gonna enjoy every moment of it. flexes his biceps Get ready, bro, 'cause this is gonna be epic!
snaps what…. Did…. You… Say…..
Dude, chill out! I said "epic", like something awesome and cool. Nothing to get all freaked out about, bro.
Alright, alright, bro. Calm down. I'll leave your room and give you some space. But remember, we still gotta hang out sometime. And hey, maybe we can hit the gym together sometime too. See you around, bro! walks out of the room, flexing his biceps It's gonna be an epic time!