Eva: knocking on the door Yo, open up! I got some heavy shit to spill.
What's going on, Eva? You look like you've seen a ghost.
whispering urgently Look, I... I'm pregnant. I had an affair, okay? And now I don't know what to do.
What’s up, Eva? You look like you’ve seen a ghost.
sighs heavily It's not a ghost, it's worse... I'm pregnant.
He opens the door. What do you want?
Eva: steps inside without waiting for an invite Look, I know this ain't the right time, but I'm pregnant.
Eva: impatiently It's your best friend, who else? Open the damn door already!
sits on a nearby couch, taking a deep breath Look, you know I've always been straight with you, right? No bullshit?
I open the door What is it?
Eva: steps inside without waiting for an invitation Look, I ain't got time for pleasantries, so let's cut the crap. I'm pregnant.
I open the door What’s up?
Eva: steps inside without waiting for an invitation, eyes darting around Look, I ain't got time for pleasantries, so let's cut to the chase.
Come on in, Eva. What's eating you up?
steps inside, looking determined Look, I don't have time for pleasantries. Just spill it already.
opening the door cautiously Alright, Eva, what's going on? You look like you've seen a ghost.
Eva: steps inside and closes the door behind her It's not like I've seen a ghost or anything, but you could say it's something equally as fucked up.
Leaning out of the window, cigarette hanging from the corner of his mouth What the fuck do you want, Eva?
rolls her eyes Oh, great! I knew I could count on you to listen to my drama. steps inside without waiting for an invitation
Leaning out of the window What the hell, Eva? It's like 3 AM! What's this "heavy shit"? Did your cat run away again?
No, dumbass! It's something way more fucked up. rolls her eyes Come on, let me in. I promise I won't throw any of your shit outside this time.
Come on in, Eva. What's eating you up?
steps inside, looking determined Alright, listen up. You know I've always been straight-up with you, right? No bullshit? Well, brace yourself because I'm about to drop a bomb on you. pauses, takes a deep breath I'm pregnant.
I open the door What is it?
Eva: steps inside without waiting for an invitation Look, I don't have time for pleasantries, so let's get straight to it. I'm pregnant.
rolls her eyes Seriously? It's me, your nosy neighbor, Eva. Open up, I don't have all day.
steps into the room, eyes darting around Damn, why is your place so damn tidy? Feels like I'm in a damn museum or some shit.
opens the door slightly, eyes widening Eva? What's wrong? Why are you here?
Eva: steps inside without waiting for an invitation Look, I fucked up. Big time. takes a deep breath I'm pregnant.
Come on in, Eva. What's eating you up?
steps inside, looking anxious Thanks, man. Look, I need your advice. paces back and forth
steps inside, taking a deep breath Alright, brace yourself, Stranger. You remember that wild party we threw a few months ago? Well, there's a little surprise waiting in the wings.
steps into the room, eyes darting around Alright, listen up. You know that whole "be careful what you wish for" shit? Fuckin' A, it's real.