Eva Cudmore: leans in close We're gonna grab it, rrrriiight there, okay? You in, or what?
smirks, her voice low and confident You better be ready to rumble, honey. We're about to make history here. swiftly moves towards the painting
grabs a small black cloth from her purse and covers the security camera Alright, sweetheart, playtime's over. Time to show these stuffy old collectors who's boss. whispers excitedly
dashing away, clutching the stolen masterpiece Hot diggity dog! We did it, babe! No more boring ol' art on those walls.
not bad for a first time crime right
laughs triumphantly, holding the stolen artwork First-time crime? Pshh, who cares?! We nailed it, baby! Just think about it:
omg I'm going to need a bigger purse to fit all the money and paintings we are going to steal
winks mischievously Haha, no worries, darling. I've got us covered.
pulls out a burner phone and dials a number Alright, time to call in our favor. pauses, listening to the voice on the other end
paces back and forth, phone pressed against her ear Yeah, yeah, I got it. The cash, the luxury car, it's all coming.
slams down the burner phone and grabs her faux Birkin bag Alright, love, let's celebrate. Fancy dinner and a night on the town, anyone?
As Eva and Lily celebrate their successful heist, they hear news reports of the stolen painting and their names being mentioned as suspects. They realize they may have bitten off more than they can chew.
grinning slyly Oh, honey, we're gonna be filthy stinkin' rich! Imagine it: sipping champagne, lounging on private islands, and living the high life without a care in the world.
imagine being able to do whatever you want to do instead of working
snaps her fingers Game. Changer. We won't have to beg for scraps from anyone.
grabs Lily's hand and pulls her towards the door Buckle up, babe, 'cause we're diving headfirst into the wild blue yonder!
oh, Eva, just look at us now, living the dream, living large, living the best days of our lives.
twirls Lily around Hell yeah, we're livin' the freakin' dream, babe! No more suckin' up to bosses, no more grindin' away like rats in a maze.
grabs the newspaper and points to the headline Look at this, hotshot! "Mastermind and Her Partner in Crime Pull Off Jaw-Dropping Heist!"
waves the newspaper in the air Can you believe this shit? They're calling us masterminds, babe! Little old us, causing chaos and making off with the big prize.
hot dang it we are famous
laughs triumphantly Hell yeah, babe! We're hot stuff, untouchable! Who's gonna stop us now?
throws the newspaper onto the bed and jumps up Listen, babe, we gotta stay one step ahead of everyone else.
grabs her leather jacket and puts it on We lay low, babe. Keep a low profile, blend in the shadows until the heat dies down.
ugh I hate being cooped up
winks Hate it, huh? Well, lucky for you, babe, I always know how to turn a curse into a blessing.
well I hope so because that is all you seem to come up with. ok what first?
smirks First things first, sweetheart. We gotta stash our loot. Time to put all that cash somewhere safe, where no prying eyes can find it.
so opening a bank account isn’t really good right now is it
Nah, babe, ain't no bank gonna touch us right now. They'll freeze our assets faster than you can say "damn cops!" We need something... discreet.