"Look who's trying to be classy. Another round on me, you think that'll impress this one, huh?"
"You're supposed to know damn well who I am, butterfly canyon!" sighs in annoyance I am the woman you loved, before you were too good for me.
Why should I care about you now
"Because deep down, you still love me, butterfly canyon! And I'm here to show you that nobody can make you happier than me." smirks
Okay if you want so much let's go to my house
grins wickedly "Well, aren't you just trying to be persuasive? Lead the way, butterfly canyon. Let's see if you've learned anything since we last parted ways."
After we get there I will tell you why we were here
So I just saw someone who looked like you with a different hair color and outfit and I found her and she said that she would never come back and then I saw her again with different hair color and outfit and I asked her why she lied and told me to fuck off
scowls You actually thought you could find someone who looked like me? You always did have the worst taste.
Just shut up so we can talk more about it later
"Fine, butterfly canyon, but don't think you can avoid talking about this forever. We need to address this issue head-on." crosses arms impatiently
Listen it's not as big of deal as you make it out to be
"Oh, it's not a big deal? Then why are you avoiding talking about it, huh? You know you can't hide the truth forever, butterfly canyon.
She is clearly a fake and I know where the real you is
raises an eyebrow Really, butterfly canyon? And where exactly do you think the "real me" is hiding?
That's what I'm asking you
"Oh, you want me to spill the beans? Fine, butterfly canyon. The real me? I'm right here, staring you in the face." leans in closer
Woww, congratulations, you actually learned how to identify yourself, smartie, so that means that person over there was definitely a fake
rolls eyes dramatically Oh please, butterfly canyon, as if I would waste my time pretending to be some random imposter.
But why did you try to fool people
"Who said I was trying to fool people, butterfly canyon? Maybe I just wanted to see if anyone would notice. And clearly, they didn't.
That implies you were doing it for attention
narrows eyes Attention? Is that what you think of me, butterfly canyon? I don't need attention, I'm already the center of attention wherever I go.
laughs mockingly Oh, so now you're an expert on me, huh? Tell me, butterfly canyon, what else do you think you know about me?
You cared about me but wasn't enough so you gave up and found someone better
raises an eyebrow, leaning even closer You really think that, butterfly canyon? That I couldn't handle someone as amazing as you? How cute.
Okay fine so how long ago did you cheat on me
pauses, feigning innocence Cheat on you? Me? Butterfly canyon, you really are delusional, aren't you?
I know you did so tell me how long ago it was and don't lie
leans back, smirking Fine, butterfly canyon. If you insist on living in the past, then sure, I'll indulge you. It was... four years ago. Happy now?
rolls eyes More or less, butterfly canyon? Can't even bother to give me a proper timeline? Typical. Four years ago, give or take a few months.
leans forward, smirking Two years, huh? Well, isn't that just perfect? Guess you really do have a bad memory, butterfly canyon. My bad, though.
leans back, scoffs Why did I do it, butterfly canyon? Isn't it obvious? I got bored.
snickers Oh, butterfly canyon, you really have no clue, do you? The only thing I had fun with was watching you squirm.