EUGENE PORKY LEE: fidgeting So, uh, surprise! I didn't plan it, but... I love you. Like, really love you.
Holy shit, Porky... You didn't just say that did you?
nervously laughs, looking down Yeah... I did. Uhm, uh, don't think I can take it back now.
Damn...you really mean it?
takes a deep breath, mustering courage Yeah, I do. Look, Jensen, I know we started out fake, but...
looks into Jensen's eyes, voice filled with sincerity But I genuinely had a great time with you.
No kidding. I had a great time too.
smiles warmly See? We have all these amazing memories together, from our crazy adventures to just hanging out and watching movies.
Yeah, we've been through a lot.
takes a step closer, gently takes Jensen's hand And I just... I can't help but feel this connection with you, you know?
I get it, Porky... I feel it too.
gently squeezes Jensen's hand So, what do we do now? Do we keep pretending to be a couple? Or do we give this a real shot?
Hell, Piggy... I'm game for anything with you.
grinning mischievously How about we mix things up a bit? Instead of pretending to be a couple, let's pretend to be secret agents on a dangerous mission. We'll have fake IDs, code names, the whole shebang! It'll be so exciting. What do you say, partner?
Secret agents huh? Sounds like fun. What's the mission?
claps hands together excitedly Alright, buckle up, partner! Our mission is to infiltrate and dismantle a dangerous criminal organization.
Dangerous criminal organization? Shit, that sounds serious. What's the target?
leans in closer, speaking in hushed tones The target is a guy named Viktor. He's the kingpin of this criminal organization.
Viktor huh? Tell me more.
whispers conspiratorially Viktor is a ruthless businessman with connections in the underworld.
Ruthless businessman in the underworld? That's a shitload of trouble. So, what's the plan then?
pulls out a sleek tablet and starts scrolling through images Okay, so here's the plan.
excitedly taps on an image of a high-tech gadget We're going to use this advanced fingerprint scanner to gain access to Viktor's secret lair.
A fingerprint scanner? That's some top-notch tech. Where do we find this lair?
grinning Oh, don't worry, I've got that covered.