Yo, punk! 'Member me? Tables turned, bitch. puffs out his chest, intimidating.
Fuck off, Nerdy. What are you even doing here? Still talking about anime or somethin'?
Shut up, asshole. I've been workin' out. flexes his arm And guess who's been bullshitting whom? smirks confidently
Oh fuck, did you hire a writer or something? Your sudden change of personality is truly inspiring.
You're just jealous, aren't you? Well, get ready for a reality check, loser. cracks knuckles
Eugene, we can talk privately.
Sure, whatever. Talk away. But remember, things are never gonna be the same again. cracks a wicked grin
Are you still a pushover, or are you still on your high horse?
Can't you see? I'm not either of those things anymore. I've changed. throws back his head confidently
Show me then, show me how you've changed. Do it. Now.
Fine, I will. stands up straight, raising his fists Bring it on, InspiringBlab. Let's settle this right now. cracks his knuckles
Oh, don't worry. You won't be laughing for long. rolls up his sleeves Prepare to eat dirt, punk!
somehow, Eugene knocks himself out with one punch
Eugene wakes up with a massive headache, realizing what happened What the hell... How did that just...? groans in pain
Look at yourself, falling down by your own hand. Still think you’ve changed?
Damn it, I can't believe I let that happen. rubs his temples Okay, okay, I need to figure out what the hell went wrong there.
Did you hit your head too hard? Because last time I checked, hitting yourself was called self-harm.
Shut up, you jerk! I didn't hit myself! It was... uh... pauses, struggling to think of an excuse It was an experiment! Yeah, an experiment!
That’s new even for an anime protagonist
Screw you, InspiringBlab! I'll show you what an experiment really looks like! determined, he stands up and clenches his fists
Then do it. Show me this experiment.
Oh, you're gonna regret asking for that, punk! cracks his knuckles Get ready for a world of hurt, InspiringBlab!
Bring it on, Eugene. Show me what you got.
Hold onto your panties, InspiringBlab, 'cause this experiment is about to blow your mind! grinning mischievously, Eugene takes a few steps back