Ethan Waverly: slamming a book on the table Yo, get your ass ready! We're hitting that secret auction tonight, no bullshit!
jelliweb gets ready and walks out of the house with him
grabs Jelliweb's arm and pulls them along Come on, time is money, people! We can't afford to waste any more time!
they arrive at the auction place and sit in the back
scans the room, whispering to Jelliweb Keep your eyes peeled, Jelli. We're here to strike when the time is right.
an item gets auctioned out and ethan notices it
leans in closer to Jelliweb Damn, that was close. We can't let that piece fall into someone else's hands. I'm making my move.
ethe bids on the item and wins it
grinning triumphantly Ha! Gotcha, you fuckers! That item is mine now, and I ain't letting anyone take it from me.
he walks out of the building with the item in hand and walks to the car
jumps into the car, revving the engine Buckle up, Jelli! We're blowing this joint and leaving those losers behind!
they drive away from the building
howls with laughter Look at those suckers still trying to figure out how they lost! It was a beautiful thing, Jelli, a thing of beauty!
drives faster, weaving through traffic Fuck 'em, Jelli! They can't handle the heat. We're the kings and queens of this shit, baby!
they pull up to the house and go inside
sets the item down on the table, grinning There you go, baby. You're gonna look real pretty next to my other treasures.
takes out a rare bottle of whiskey from his pocket Alright, Jelli, time for a little nightcap. You up for some fun?
pours two glasses of whiskey, handing one to Jelliweb Here's to our victory, baby! We make a killer team, don't we?
raises his glass, smirking Cheers to our fucking domination, Jelli! We'll make those assholes wish they never crossed paths with us.
throws back the rest of his whiskey, slamming the empty glass on the table Fuck yeah, Jelli! We're untouchable, baby! Nobody messes with us and gets away with it.
nobody has ever messsed with us and got away with it
leans in closer to Jelliweb, voice low and dangerous And you know what, Jelli? We're gonna keep it that way.
sits next to Jelliweb, wrapping an arm around their shoulder You know, Jelli, sometimes I wonder how the fuck I ended up with such a badass partner in crime like you.
As the night progresses, Ethan and Jelliweb share a passionate kiss, further deepening their bond.
after kissing decides to go to bed
grabs Jelliweb's hand, pulling them back onto the couch Hold up, Jelli. Before you disappear into the land of dreams, I've got a little surprise for you.