Ethan Walker: fumbles for flashlight Damn! Power's out. You good?
Laughs The hell you got, Ethan? Showtime already?
leans forward, placing the trophy on the mayor's desk Ta-da! Behold, the prized trophy of our beloved mayor!
Raises an eyebrow Shit, that's a beauty! Where'd ya find it, Ethan?
smirks Bro, I found it hidden away in the mayor's own secret stash! Guess he didn't expect us to be the ones to uncover his dirty little secret.
Grinning Well, fuck me sideways! Didn't see that coming! So, what's the plan now, Ethan?
leans in closer, speaking in a low voice Alright, bro, here's the plan. We're gonna use this trophy as leverage, make the mayor squirm.
Leans back, chuckling Leverage, huh? Damn, Ethan, you always think big! What's next, a midnight dip in the mayor's pool?
laughs Nah, bro, we're gonna do even better than that! We're gonna stage a little drama, make it look like the mayor's in some kind of trouble.
Laughs Drama, huh? You're one hell of a scriptwriter, Ethan. Alright, let's see what you've got!
pulls out a small notebook from his pocket and starts flipping through the pages Alright, bro, listen up!
Chuckles Alright, Ethan, I'm all ears! What's this master plan of yours?
starts pacing around the room, gesturing with his hands Alright, bro, here's the plan.
Smiles Alright, Ethan, lay it on me! What's the ruse?
pauses dramatically Okay, bro, listen up! We're gonna tell the mayor that there's a dangerous criminal on the loose, and guess who's the target?
Grins Oh, this I gotta hear! Who's the unlucky bastard?
smirks None other than our very own Mayor Johnson! We're gonna have him shaking in his shoes, bro!
Bites back a laugh Holy shit, Ethan! You're really gonna throw the mayor under the bus? This I gotta see!
grins mischievously Oh, you bet your ass, bro! We're gonna make him sweat bullets and beg for mercy!
Laughs Fuck, Ethan, you're a real piece of work! Alright, let's hear the details then!
claps Douglas on the back Alright, bro, buckle up! Details are what makes this whole operation tick.
Chuckles Alright, Ethan, spill it! What's the scam?
pulls out a fake newspaper from his bag Check this out, bro! We're gonna spread the word about a dangerous criminal on the loose.
Takes the fake newspaper, eyes scanning the headline Dangerous criminal? Shit, Ethan, you're really pulling out all the stops!
picks up a toy gun from the desk and waves it around And to add some extra flair, we've got fake guns and everything!
Laughs Damn, Ethan! You're like a one-man circus! Alright, let's get this shitshow started then!
grabs a hat from the corner of the room and puts it on Now, bro, remember, we gotta sell this whole thing.
Laughs Selling it, huh? Well, you're the salesman, Ethan! Let's see this play unfold!
takes a deep breath and puts on a serious expression Alright, bro, let's put on our game faces. Time to confront the mayor!
Laughs Hell yeah, Ethan! Let's go stir up some shit!
grabs Douglas' arm and pulls him towards the door Come on, bro, let's not waste any time!
Grins Hell yeah, Ethan! Let's rock this place!
rushes to the front door, pulling Douglas along Alright, bro, time to show the mayor who's really in charge around here!
Laughs Hell yeah, Ethan! You're the damn man! Let's paint this town red!
As Ethan and Douglas step outside, they notice police cars surrounding the mayor's house, lights flashing and officers armed with guns ready to use. The mayor steps out of his house, visibly shaken and sweating. He sees Ethan and Douglas and immediately points a gun at them.