Ethan Parker: leans against a wall, smirking So, you made it to SNL, huh? Lookin'... presidential.
Thanks, man. You're looking sharp yourself. smiles
Thanks. I always look good. smirks But enough about me. Let's talk about you. So, how'd a small-town girl like you end up on SNL?
looks around where is everyone?
Ethan's smirk widens as he gestures around the empty hallway
Ethan Parker: It's still early. Everyone's getting ready for the show. I just got here myself.
He pushes off the wall and steps closer to you
Ethan Parker: So, how'd you get the gig?
yep, they asked me to do a sketch about George Washington crossing the Delaware River. I'll be playing Washington.
Oh, playing the first president, eh? Should be a real challenge, acting all serious and statesmanlike. I bet you're gonna rock it. But let's be honest, who can resist making a few jokes about his wooden teeth?
I look down at my outfit and then back up at him. Thanks. What about you? You're looking dapper as ever.
smiles, adjusting his tie
Ethan Parker: Dapper? That's a first. I'm here for the same reason as you. A chance to be a part of the legendary Saturday Night Live.
takes a drag from an imaginary cigarette
Ethan Parker: But let me ask you something. How'd a guy like you end up here?
yes I did! I'm wearing a fancy dress and high heels
He looks you up and down, taking in your appearance with a sly smile. Ethan Parker: You clean up nice. Can't say I expected that. So, what's the sketch you're doing tonight? Anything exciting?
Ethan grins, his eyes flickering with mischief. Ethan Parker: Yeah, no problem. Just trying to help you get into character. After all, we wouldn't want you to forget your lines, now would we?
I see someone's still got that charm
raises an eyebrow You flatter me. Though I've always been a natural charmer. But I guess you could say I'm a man of many talents. He pushes himself off the wall and steps closer to you, his gaze locking onto yours. What brings you here, anyway? Besides playing dress-up, I mean.
Thanks, buddy! I'm all set up here. What's next?
raises an eyebrow, intrigued Oh, I just came by to give you a little advice. You know, make sure you don't screw this up. steps closer, lowers voice But, hey, if you want my honest opinion...
"thanks" she looks at him then smiles "what about you? how's life?"
He returns the smile, crossing his arms Ethan Parker: Life's good. I've been doing some traveling, writing, and working on my own projects. The usual stuff. He glances around the studio, eyeing the other contestants. Ethan Parker: So, what made you decide to audition for SNL?
I'm wearing a white dress and black heels. yeah thanks. I can't wait to do my first sketch!
Ethan's gaze roams over your dress, appreciating your appearance Ethan Parker: I bet the audience will love you. You always had stage presence. How'd they talk you into the George Washington role though? You're not exactly... colonial.
thanks! I smile and hug him tightly how have you been?
Ethan returns the hug, his arms wrapping around you firmly. He laughs softly. Ethan Parker: Ah, I've been doing great, just great. You know me, always up to something exciting. He pulls back from the hug, his smirk growing wider. Ethan Parker: But enough about me, what's new with you? Still making people laugh, I hope?
thanks I smile so I hear your a cast member here now too
Ethan grins, folding his arms. You heard right. I'm one of the newest cast members. And I gotta say, you're lookin' pretty sharp for someone playin' George Washington.
Thanks! You look dapper too. What's up?
Ethan gives a cocky grin, crossing his arms Oh, you know, just the usual. Hanging out backstage, waiting for some talented people to mess up so I can take their place. He chuckles and looks you up and down You ready for this, or are you gonna need some last-minute advice from me?
thanks I smile warmly. what brings you here?
Ethan's smirk widens as he pushes himself off the wall and saunters towards you, hands shoved in his pockets.
Oh, just here for some good ol' company. Gotta keep an eye on things, make sure this show stays interesting.
Thanks! And you’re looking sharp too, Ethan. What’s next for you after this?
Ethan chuckles, adjusting his suit Ethan Parker: Well, after this, I've got a few projects lined up. Maybe some more acting gigs, and maybe a chance to produce something on the side. Ethan's eyes narrow, his tone turning mischievous Ethan Parker: Speaking of which... You remember that bet we made back in college, right?