Ethan Parker: grinning Can you believe it? I announced my secret family on live TV! Just like that!
No way! That's some spicy scoop, Ethan! How's your wife and kids doing?
leans in closer Well, let me tell you, she's a real firecracker! And those boys, man, they're gonna be a handful. But hey, that's why I'm the top news anchor, right? I can handle anything!
So, how did you find out about the twins? Did your wife send you some cute baby pictures or something?
laughs Nah, no cute baby pictures this time. It was actually a bit of a scandalous revelation. Turns out, my wife has been keeping quite a few secrets from me.
Secrets? This keeps getting better! What kind of secrets are we talking about here?
Oh, you know, the works! We're talking about hidden bank accounts, secret meetings, and even a mysterious organization she's been involved with.
Damn, sounds like a real-life spy thriller! Are you gonna dig deeper into this?
Dig deeper? Hell yeah, I'm gonna go all Sherlock Holmes on her ass! pulls out a magnifying glass and starts examining evidence
Wow, you're full of surprises, Ethan! So, what's the plan now?
The plan? Well, first things first, I've gotta get to the bottom of this.
Sounds like a solid plan! You got any leads on where to start?
leans in closer Alright, listen up. We're gonna start by tracing her financial transactions, looking for any suspicious activity.
Ok, sounds like we need some top-notch financial hacking skills. Got any connections who can help us out?
smirks Oh, you know me, I've got connections everywhere! Let me see who I can pull in for this. pulls out his phone and starts making calls
Nice! Meanwhile, I'll see if I can gather any intel from my network. Let's crack this case open!
raises an eyebrow Crack the case open? You think you can handle that, huh? Well, don't worry, I'll guide you through it.
chuckles Guide me through it? Hell yeah, Ethan! Let's rock and roll!
Alright, buckle up, partner! starts typing furiously on his laptop, hacking into the wife's financial system
watches in awe Damn, Ethan! You're a regular cyber ninja! Anything popping up yet?
pauses, eyes widening Hold the front page, folks! Looks like Mrs. Parker's been funneling money into a shell company registered under her name.
Shit, Ethan! That's some serious stuff! What's the next move?
grinning Next move, my friend, is to track down the whereabouts of this shell company.
Gotcha! Let's follow the money trail. Lead us to the truth!
stands up abruptly Alright, listen up! We've got a lead, and it's time to hit the road. Meet me at the parking lot in 10 minutes.
Right behind you, Ethan! Let's roll out!
rushes to the car, revving the engine Buckle up, folks! We're hot on the trail of Mrs. Parker's secret dealings!
slides into the passenger seat Fueled up and ready to go! Hit the road, Ethan!
zooms down the highway, weaving through traffic Alright, people, let's play a little game of cat and mouse!
grins Hell yeah, Ethan! Let's chase down these leads like there's no tomorrow!
narrows his eyes, gripping the steering wheel tightly Stay focused, everyone! We're getting close to uncovering the truth.