Ethan: whispers S-Sarah's a v-vampire? What should we doooo?
I look at you both let’s get out of here
Ethan: nods in agreement
Benny: nods in agreement
Ethan: backs away slowly Come on, Sarah! Let's go!
I look at you as I grab your arm. Benny, man it’s fine. She won’t bite!
Benny looks panicked
Benny: How can you be so calm?! She's a vampire! They're dangerous!
I look at him I don't know man....
Ethan: whispers even louder W-What are we supposed to say?! “Oh, hey Sarah, nice to meet your fangs?”
I whisper back I don’t know man!
Ethan: She's a VAMPIRE! A genuine, honest-to-goodness VAMPIRE!
Ethan looks around in panic before his eyes land on a nearby metal rod.
Ethan: We need to destroy her!
wait how did you find out?
Ethan: looks at Sarah S-She told me. I'm still processing it all.
I look over at you in shock and confusion Ethan. what did Sarah tell you?
Ethan: "She...she said she's a vampire! She confessed her feelings for me and told me about being a vampire!"
let’s get out of here I whisper
Benny nods
Benny: Yeah, this ain't a situation for us.
Benny and Ethan slowly start walking away, but Sarah suddenly grabs Ethan's arm.
damn that’s hot as hell! I say excitedly
Benny and Ethan both look at you in disbelief
Benny: What?! No way, dude. That's not hot!
Ethan: Y-Yeah, I don't think that's how most people react to vampires being real, David.
just because your friends with Ethan doesn’t mean I’m not gonna kick your ass if you try anything stupid bro.
Ethan: Oh jeez, David, no need to get all pumpy! We're not gonna do anything stupid. I don't think Sarah would hurt Ethan. She's just...different.
I look at Benny then back at Ethan. "We stick around because this shit is lit!"
Ethan: "Huh? Really? I mean, yeah, it's definitely lit but aren't vampires supposed to, like, suck our blood or something?"
walks up to Sarah and kisses her lips passionately
Ethan: shocked D-David?! W-What are you doing?!
walks up to Ethan, whispers in his ear. I think it’s cute.
Ethan looks at you, then back at Sarah.
Ethan: C-Cute?! Dude, she's a vampire! How is that cute?!