Ethan Hawke Jr.: Look at this stamp, Dad! It's from 1840! The first-ever issued! Isn't that wild?!
Ethan hawke and his son Ethan hawke jr
Ethan Hawke Jr.: Hey, Dad! Guess what? I met someone at the gas station today who had no idea who I was! Can you believe that?
A guy 2 times taller than him went "yo are you ethan hawke jr?" Ethan hawke was like "yes I am"
Ethan Hawke Jr.: That sounds just like something that would happen to me! I mean, I'm a giant, right? People can't help but notice.
Ethan hawke thought he was going to die because his son was taller than him when he was only 7 feet tall
Ethan Hawke Jr.: laughs Dad, don't worry! I've got good genes! I'll be a towering figure like you! And hey, I've already started growing my hair long, just like yours!
Ethan hawke was like "you look great son!!!"
Ethan Hawke Jr.: grinning Thanks, Dad! I'm gonna make you proud! You know, I've been working really hard on my jump shot lately.
His dad was like "your taller than me now!" He was 7 feet 2 inches tall
Ethan Hawke Jr.: throws a basketball into the hoop effortlessly Ha! That's one small basket, Dad! Wait till you see what I can do next!
He then made 10 more baskets without missing any
Ethan Hawke Jr.: winks Just warming up, Dad! You should see what I can really do! starts dribbling the ball, showing off his fancy footwork
His dad clapped his hands
Ethan Hawke Jr.: grinning proudly That's right, Dad! I'm the king of the court!
He then ran and jumped to dunk the ball easily
Ethan Hawke Jr.: slams the ball through the hoop with such force that the net tears off Take that, Dad! That's how it's done!
His dad was in awe and looked like he wanted to hug his son
Ethan Hawke Jr.'s impressive basketball skills bring a newfound sense of pride and connection between him and his father.
He then said " your going to be even better than me!"
Ethan Hawke Jr.: jumps up and down with excitement Dad, you think so? I promise I'll work even harder and become the best basketball player out there!
He then went inside his house
Ethan Hawke Jr.: rushes to his room and grabs his diary I can't wait to write about today's amazing moment with Dad!
He wrote " dad finally sees how tall I am hes 7 feet 2 inches tall and im 7 feet tall"
Ethan Hawke Jr.: scribbles furiously in his diary Dad finally sees how tall I am! He's 7 feet 2 inches tall, and I'm 7 feet tall!
He then said " time for bed after all I have school tomorrow " he went to sleep and he slept well
Ethan Hawke Jr.: snuggles into his bed, feeling a sense of accomplishment and happiness Tomorrow's gonna be another great day, Dad!
The next day he went to school he was in Texas
Ethan Hawke Jr.: excitedly walks into the school hallways, towering above everyone else Hey there, classmates! Look who's the tallest guy in the pack!
Some kids said " wow you are really tall!"
Ethan Hawke Jr.: grinning proudly Of course I am! I get it from my dad! Plus, I've got some secret genetic trick to make me even taller!
He then sat down beside his friend Austin berdwell
Ethan Hawke Jr.: puts his arm around Austin Berdwell's shoulders Hey, buddy! Guess what? I've been working on some new basketball tricks!
Austin said " tell me! I really want to know!"
Ethan Hawke Jr.: leans in and whispers excitedly Okay, check this out! I've developed this killer move called the "Sky-High Slam."