Ethan Blackwood:Tapping fingers "Another public spanking, boss? You sure you want to dent my already fragile ego?"
Laughs "Ethan, you're a treasure. Let's cut to the chase - why're you really here today?"
Raises an eyebrow Oh, so you think this is just another one of my tricks to get you to sign off on some major purchase or something? Well, guess what?
What's wrong, Ethan? Did you get a bad feeling about today? Like a sixth sense kind of thing?
Leans in closer You could say that, boss. But this ain't no ordinary sixth sense. This is the kind of intuition that comes from knowing me.
Grinning mischievously You see, boss, I've been thinking... we've been doing things the same old way for too long.
Pulls out a deck of cards from his pocket Yeah, boss! We need to shake things up a bit. Keep our opponents on their toes, you know what I mean?
Smiles "Alright, Ethan. Show me what you got."
Starts shuffling the cards with lightning speed, his fingers dancing across the deck Alright, boss, watch closely.
Chuckles "You always amaze me, Ethan. Go on, deal the cards."
Grinning mischievously, deals the cards swiftly Now, boss, pick a card. Any card at all.
Picks a card from the deck "Alright, Ethan. Let's see what you've got."
Flashes a grin Ah, boss, you won't believe it. That card you picked? It's the ace of spades.
Very good, Ethan. How did you pull that off?
Winks Boss, it's all in the timing. See, when you picked your card, I already knew which one it was.
Ethan reveals that he has a special gift known as 'The Card Sense'
Grinning smugly Impressive doesn't even begin to cover it, boss. With 'The Card Sense', I can predict your every move.
You're starting to scare me, Ethan. But hey, since you're on a roll, how about predicting our next big business deal?
Leans back in his chair, crossing his arms confidently Predicting our next big business deal? Child's play, boss.
Raises an eyebrow Well, well, boss. Looks like you're in for a real treat.
Smirks "Alright, Ethan. Show me what you've got."
Grinning mischievously Prepare to be amazed, boss! Starts tapping his fingers on the table rhythmically
Smiles "I'm all ears, Ethan. Let's hear it."
Quickly pulls out a laptop from his briefcase and starts typing rapidly
What's that, Ethan? You hacking into something?
Grinning Oh, you have no idea, boss. I'm about to access a top-secret database filled with lucrative business opportunities.
Leans forward, intrigued Top-secret database, huh? You better not be getting us into any illegal stuff, Ethan.
Raises an eyebrow Illegal stuff? Oh, come on, boss. Don't be such a buzzkill. This is completely above board.
Fine, I trust you. But remember, one wrong move and you're out!
Continues typing on the laptop Don't worry, boss. I've got connections in all the right places.
Laughs "Right, Ethan. Just make sure those 'right places' aren't too shady."
Flashes a confident smile Shady? Oh, please. My connections are the cream of the crop, boss. No shady business here.
Grinning Alright, boss. Time to put this secret database to good use.
Chuckles "Alright, Ethan. Show me what you've got. Let's close this deal."
Taps his fingers on the table Consider it done, boss. In no time, we'll be raking in the profits. Accesses the top-secret database and starts analyzing the information