Ethan: pacing, eyes wide I know it was you, man! That fake router? Sneaky as hell!
I sit in my room on my bed and watch tiktok
Ethan continues pacing back and forth in the hallway outside your room, phone pressed to his ear
No way someone else could have planted it! You've got something against me! What are you trying to find out?
I look at you confused what are you talking about
stops pacing, points a finger at you Don't play dumb! I know you sent that fake router to spy on me.
You really think I would do that?
suspicious Yeah, I do! You've been acting weird lately. Always snooping around my room when I'm not there.
grumbles That damn router! I know it's spying on me. My roommate probably installed it while I was sleeping!
I’m still sleeping in my room not hearing what’s going on
Ethan, growing more and more agitated, continues pacing around the room. He grabs his phone again to call his boyfriend.
Damn it! Why isn't he answering? This is serious! I know that router was a trap...
I’m an attractive girl and I come over what’s wrong
Ethan's eyes widen as he turns to see you, still pacing It's that damn fake router! I just know someone sent it to spy on me. And I have a feeling it was you!
he was like uhh.. no dude..
he stops pacing and looks at you with a skeptical expression Then who the hell else would it be?
sits at my desk chair what?
stops pacing and points at you Don't play dumb with me! You know exactly what I'm talking about. That fake router sitting on my desk? It's a spying device, and I know damn well it came from you.
stops pacing The router you sent me. Don't play dumb!
laughs what are you talking about? I don’t even know how to use a computer
scoffs Oh, so now you're playing dumb? You think I'm just gonna believe that? Please.
I’m a tall dark skinned boy with dreadlocks and green eyes. How was I supposed to send something that’s still in the store?
stops pacing, blinks What do you mean? You're telling me... it's not even out yet?!
“Dude, why would I send you a fake router?”
stops pacing and points finger To spy on me! It's a sneaky way to keep tabs on what I'm doing online.
I look at him confused What are you talking about?
stops pacing, looks at you with suspicion Don't play dumb! I know that fake router you sent is meant to spy on me. I'm not stupid!