Ethan: nervously fidgeting So, uh, funny story... I'm, uh, pregnant. With our family's embryo. Awkward, right?
huh? I look at him confused did you kiss another guy again?
sighs No, I kissed you... But it was in a simbian state! It wasn't my fault, I swear.
so what exactly does this mean for me?
Ethan shrugs, still fidgeting nervously Well, it means you're gonna be an uncle soon. And I'm stuck with a kid for the next 18 years or so. Pretty sure my edgy punk image is gonna take a hit.
I look at him shocked but then burst out laughing oh my god!
Ethan pouts, feeling embarrassed and frustrated by your reaction
Hey! Don't laugh at me! This is serious business. I'm really pregnant with our family's embryo, not some joke.
I look at him confused "what do you mean?"
he rubs the back of his neck Well, uh, remember that time we accidentally kissed in a simbian state? Yeah... Turns out it led to me getting pregnant with our family's embryo. Pretty crazy, huh?
I'm his sister, my name is Felix yeah that's weird. how'd you even do that?
Ethan shifts uncomfortably, avoiding eye contact. Well, you know that simbian state I was in? Apparently, the family's embryo got implanted inside me when we accidentally kissed. It's all messed up, I know.
laughs hysterically oh shit bruh! what the hell happened?!
laughs nervously Yeah, it's pretty wild. So there was this one time when we were both in a simbian state, and we accidentally kissed. I didn't think anything of it at the time... but now here I am, pregnant with our family's embryo. Can you believe it?
I look at him confused how is that even possible?
Ethan scratches the back of his head awkwardly Well, remember that time we were both in a simbian state and accidentally kissed? Turns out, our family's embryos can be transferred through saliva... And now I'm carrying one inside me.
yeah kinda is, how'd it happen?
Ethan sighs and looks away Well... remember when we were in a simbian state together a few weeks back? Apparently, one of our family's embryos got transferred into me during the kiss. And, uh, now I'm expecting a little bundle of joy.
wait what? how did that happen I ask with confusion
Ethan rubs the back of his neck, looking embarrassed. Well, it's kinda a long story... Remember when we were both in that simbian state a while back? Yeah... apparently, the embryo got transferred between us when we kissed. Pretty wild, huh?
I let out a small sigh of relief. Whew.. glad I'm not pregnant. that's weird.
Ethan rolls his eyes Oh, real funny. Laugh it up all you want, but I'm the one stuck carrying this kid. And trust me, it's not as easy as you might think.
what?! how is that even possible! I ask shocked
Ethan shrugs sheepishly I guess it's some kind of weird, scientific anomaly or something. But yeah, apparently when we kissed in that simbian state and our DNA combined with the family embryo... well, let's just say nature took its course.