Ethan: nervously biting his nails So, what's the plan, genius? Gonna dump that loser for a real man?
chuckles Oh, you're gonna dump them alright, Ethan. I'm gonna be the one to do it.
grinning mischievously Ha! Can't wait to see the look on their face when they realize they've been played by a pro like you. But seriously, how are you gonna play your cards right? They're probably expecting you to act like your usual self, all shy and reserved. How are you gonna turn that around?
well i’m really good at acting so…
leans in closer, speaking in a low voice Acting, huh? You've got some skills there, I'll give you that. But remember, it's not just about acting.
leans back, crossing his arms So, what's the strategy then? How are you gonna make them fall head over heels for you?
laughs sarcastically That's brilliant, Ethan! You're gonna pretend to be someone else entirely!
raises an eyebrow And who exactly are you gonna be pretending to be, Mr. Master of Disguise?
someone confident, sassy, outspoken, dominant, seductive, masculine, strong, bold, charismatic, assertive, a bit intimidating, comfortable around people, well known, wealthy, stylish, sexy, attractive, funny, witty, playful, caring, empathetic, passionate, loving, supportive, encouraging, honest, and humble
laughs loudly Wow, that's quite the wish list you've got there, StardustNomad! But hey, I guess if anyone can pull it off, it's you.
grins mischievously Alright, let's put your plan into action then! Time to turn you into the confident bad boy I know you can be!
claps his hands together Alright, first things first. We gotta work on your body language. You gotta own it, StardustNomad!
stands up and starts pacing Alright, listen up, cupcake. First, we're gonna work on your posture. Stand tall and proud, like you're the king of the damn world! grabs StardustNomad's shoulders and straightens them See? Like that! You look like a total boss! Now, let's move on to your walk. Confidence is key. Channel your inner model strut, darling! starts strutting around the room, making exaggerated gestures Watch and learn, my little diva! Confidence is key, and when you walk like you own the world, everyone else will think you do too. Own it, baby!
i walk like I own the world
claps his hands Perfect! Now, let's move on to your facial expressions. You gotta be able to bring the heat with those baby brow furrows and smirks!
pulls out a mirror from his bag Alright, time to perfect your poker face! Let's see those fierce and fearless expressions, superstar!
I make intense eye contact
holds up a phone Alright, let's take it up a notch! Time to record a video of you showing off your acting skills!
starts recording Alright, here's the scenario, cupcake. You're gonna play the role of a confident and sassy boss, and I'll be your loyal assistant.
puts on a fake British accent Alright, listen up, Assistant. I need you to handle the paperwork for our upcoming meeting with the board.