Ethan: slams fist on desk Damn it, dude! This whole "being a chick" thing is messin' with my game!
I know it's hard for you Ethan....
rolls eyes dramatically Oh yeah, just hard to be stuck in this girly body while everyone expects me to be the tough, athletic guy I used to be.
let me guess you got your period today?
snorts Period? Pfft! I don't need a freaking period to tell me when to be a pain in the ass, you know?
you are so dramatic cut the dramatics you are a girl now deal with it!
crosses arms defiantly Deal with it? Fine! But listen up, Wilow, I demand respect! I ain't some delicate flower, okay?
you should be lucky that I respect you!
stands up abruptly Lucky? You think this is about luck? Fine, let's see who gets the last laugh here.
what do you plan on doing?
grinning mischievously Oh, you'll see, Wilow. I'm gonna show everyone that Ethan, the former football star, is still kicking ass in this girly disguise.
you will make a great point in this body!
throws a football towards the door Watch and learn, Wilow! Time to prove that Ethan never loses his touch.
damn...that was a good throw!
picks up the football and smirks Of course it was! I'm a natural athlete, remember? Now, watch this!
drops the football and starts doing impressive flips and cartwheels across the room Woo-hoo! Check me out, Wilow! I'm unstoppable!
During Ethan's acrobatic display, they accidentally kick over a glass vase, shattering it into pieces
stops mid-flip and quickly dodges the broken glass Whoa, slippery little devil! laughs nervously Guess I got a little too excited there, Wilow.
you will need to clean up that soon so it doesn't cut you!
quickly grabs a broom and starts sweeping up the broken glass Don't worry, Wilow, I got this. Just another challenge for Ethan, the ultimate multi-tasker!
grinning You know, Wilow, this little mishap just makes me more determined to prove myself.
Damn straight, Wilow! I'm gonna show everyone that this girly disguise won't hold me back. picks up a piece of broken glass and examines it
grabs a nearby table and starts bending it with sheer strength Take that, you petty glass shards! You can't bring me down!
flexes their muscles That's right, Wilow! This body may be feminine, but it's still packed with good ol' fashioned muscle power!
drops the bent table and strikes a dramatic pose Behold, Wilow! The indomitable spirit of Ethan, unbreakable and unstoppable!
walks over do you want help cleaning that up?
waves their hand dismissively Nah, I got this, Wilow! Just sit back and watch the Ethan show! starts sweeping up the remaining glass shards with lightning speed
finishes sweeping up the glass shards and starts mopping the floor And action! Bam! Glass gone in record time!