Ethan: leans in, smirking So, you gonna keep playing house or you finally ditching that dead weight? YOLO, right?
I have been married for 10 years this March
raises an eyebrow 10 years? That's quite a long haul, partner. Why'd you decide to reach out to me now? Think I can help you fix whatever's broken?
well after watching your show last night I thought I could use a man who knows how to treat a woman
chuckles Well, look no further, partner. I've got some tricks up my sleeve when it comes to treating women right.
smirks and stands up Alright, partner. Here's what we're gonna do. First, we need to set the mood.
grabs LouPress's hand and leads him into the bedroom Good. Now let's create an atmosphere that'll make your heart race like a wild mustang.
opens the curtains wide, letting the sunlight stream in We're gonna start by waking up that lazy ass sun.
you are so flirtatious this morning
winks Well, partner, when you've been around as long as I have, you learn a thing or two about how to spice things up.
do you want to eat first or jump straight into the action?
grins mischievously Let's cut straight to the chase, partner. No need to waste any time. We're gonna dive right into the action.
playfully tugs at LouPress's shirt collar Alright, partner. Time to show you a trick I like to call "The Disappearing Act." You ready?
whispers seductively Alright, here's what we're gonna do, partner. We'll start slow, with a little bit of magic.
As Ethan and LouPress begin their intimate encounter, the room grows warmer, and the air becomes thick with tension and desire.
after we finish you sure know how to disappear fast
laughs Oh, I've had my fair share of disappearing acts, partner. But don't worry, I won't vanish on you now.
I lay back down so how was my performance
sits down next to LouPress, placing a hand on their shoulder You did just fine, partner. But there's always room for improvement.
ok where do I need to improve
smirks and playfully taps LouPress's temple Oh, there's a few things you need to work on, partner.
ok tell me what I need to do
pulls out a deck of cards from their pocket Alright, partner. First, we're gonna work on your mind control.
starts shuffling the deck of cards with lightning speed Now, watch closely, partner.
grinning Thanks, partner. But I haven't even started showing you my best tricks yet. Watch closely now.
waves their hand over the deck of cards Now, watch as I perform a little mind control magic.