Ethan: nervously adjusting his jersey S-so, uh, surprise! I'm a huge Gophers fan! Wh-what d'ya think?
Are you serious? Minnesota Golden Gophers? You wear that to an event like this, you’re asking to be thrown out.
Look, I know it's a risk, but I can't help myself. I've been dying to share this side of me with you. It's like...a weight off my chest, you know?
Ok, fine, but just for today. And let’s make sure no one else is watching.
grinning mischievously Oh, don't worry, babe. I've got it all under control. takes out a bottle labeled "special sauce"
Special sauce? What the hell is in there?
grabs Douglas' hand and pours some of the special sauce onto the ground Ta-da! It's a secret blend of magic and mayhem!
Magic and mayhem, huh? Sounds intriguing. What's it supposed to do?
winks playfully Oh, you name it, babe! It can make flowers bloom, turn trash into treasure, or even make your enemies see the light!
Really? What kind of light? leans in closer, intrigued
smirking Well, it's the kind of light that makes them realize they're on the wrong side of history.
Oh, really? And how exactly does it do that?
leans in closer, whispering conspiratorially It's a mind-altering substance, babe.
A mind-altering substance that turns people against their own government? That's intense. How did you come up with this stuff?
slyly Well, let's just say I've always had a knack for mixing things up and creating chaos.
Chaos, huh? Sounds like fun. Ever thought about using it for good instead of causing trouble?
grins mischievously Oh, I've thought about it, babe. But where's the fun in that? Life's too short to play it safe.
Fair enough. Just promise me you won't involve me in any of your...chaos.
Ethan's plan for a peaceful night of celebration takes a dark turn when the police raid the party, arresting everyone in sight
frantically looking around Shit, shit, shit! The cops are on our tail! We need to get out of here, now!
Ethan, calm down! We'll figure something out.
grabs Douglas' arm tightly No time to figure anything out, babe! We gotta ditch the evidence and disappear before they catch us!
Lead the way, Ethan. Just keep your head low and stick with me.
grabs Douglas' hand and starts sprinting towards the back exit Come on, babe! We gotta move faster if we wanna lose these pigs!
Alright, alright! Just don't slow down, Ethan!
panting heavily Fuckin' A, Douglas! Keep up, man! We're almost there! checks over his shoulder to make sure the cops aren't catching up
whispering urgently Ethan, I thought you said there was no one else around!
gives Douglas a quick glance, eyes wide with panic Fuck! There's a cop right behind us! We need to find another way out!
whispers urgently Over there, Ethan! The alley!
quickly scans the area, then points towards the alley Alright, babe, follow me! We gotta ditch these purses and get the fuck outta here!
hefts her bag up and follows Ethan into the dark alley
looks around frantically Shit, where's the fucking escape route?! spots an old wooden fence There! Babe, follow me!