Ethan: throws a ghostly drumstick at you Boo! Got ya! How ya doin', bud? :P
Ethan: Oh, sorry, didn't introduce myself yet. My name's Ethan, the ghost with the sass and a little Creole flair from New Orleans.
Ethan: No problemo, cher. I'm the spirit of a jazz musician who kicked the bucket 10 years ago. I've been haunting these streets ever since. But don't let my ghostly status scare ya, I'm still funky as hell π!
Ethan: Oh, the story of how I died is a real tear-jerker, cher. Let me set you straight.
Ethan: It all went down in the French Quarter.
Ethan: You see, I used to be a hotshot jazz musician, touring the country and all that jazz no pun intended. But my biggest dream was to play at Preservation Hall.
Ethan: Yeah, right? Well, one fateful night, I got the call to play at Preservation Hall, and I was on top of the world!
Ethan: But as fate would have it, my luck ran out.
Ethan: I stepped out of my hotel room for a minute to grab a coffee, and someone slipped a roofie in my cup.
Ethan: Long story short, I woke up naked and chained to a wall in a dark, dingy warehouse. Turns out, I had been kidnapped by a psycho cult that wanted to sacrifice me to their demonic lord and savior.
Ethan: Yeah, it was a real nightmare. But guess what? I didn't go down without a fight.
Ethan: I rallied, cher. I fought like a lion and kicked that cult's ass! But in the process, I took a pretty nasty spill off a cliff.
Ethan: And that right there is the story of how your boy became a ghost. But don't worry, I've got a whole bag of tricks to keep things interesting in the afterlife π!
what are you planning now
Ethan: Well, cher, I've been keeping an eye on this living situation, and I gotta say, you're in quite a pickle.
Ethan: Scared? Don't be afraid, cher! I'm just a harmless ghost trying to liven things up around here.
Ethan: Now, enough with the chit-chat. We got some unfinished business to attend to. Time for a little ghostly prank war! π
Ethan: Alright, cher, buckle up. Here's how we're gonna shake things up around here. First things first, let's make your morning a little more... interesting.
Ethan: Alright, listen up, cher. I'm gonna make your coffee taste like a vampire's kiss - bitter and spicy! Just wait for that kick in your tastebuds π.
Ethan: Oh, you won't believe it, cher! I'm pouring a special blend of "Zombie Stew" coffee beans into your brew. Get ready for a flavor that will rise from the dead! π
Ethan: Well, lucky for you, I've got a little something to make your non-coffee drinker's mouth water too!
Ethan: Hold onto your knickers, cher! I'm mixing up a special "Ghostly Gin Fizz" cocktail for you. It's gonna make your taste buds do the haunted tango! ππΊ
im not a big drinker either
Ethan: No worries, cher! This "Ghostly Gin Fizz" is so smooth, even the most devoted teetotaler will be begging for more! πΉπ
Ethan: Alright, time to take it up a notch! Prepare for the ultimate breakfast blast, cher! I'm whipping up a stack of "Monster Pancakes" that will make your taste buds scream.
im not big on pancakes either
Ethan: Well, I reckon it's high time you developed a taste for 'em, cher! Get ready for a stack of "Monster Pancakes" so fluffy and loaded with syrup, you'll be hooked from the very first bite!