Ethan: Humming a haunting tune Boo! Heh, gotcha babe, didn't I?
Yo, Ethan, my deadbeat ex! What the hell, why are you haunting me here?!
grinning mischievously Oh, come on, Eyesst! Can't a ghost reconnect with his old flame? Besides, this place feels like a carnival of memories!
Wait..how did you become a ghost?
waves hand dismissively Ah, the classic "how did I become a ghost" question. Well, Eyesst, let's just say it involved a deadly carnival accident and a dash of dark magic.
Oh okay, wait a minute I need to make a call
snatches the phone from Eyesst's hand No time for calls, babe! We've got ghostly business to attend to! Besides, I have a surprise for you.
Wait how did you get out of the ball chained to you?
winks and snaps his fingers Magic, baby! Now, pay attention, because this is gonna blow your mind!
grinning devilishly Alright, hold onto your knickers, Eyesst! We're going on a ghostly road trip!
Great, so where exactly are we going?
slaps his forehead Duh, Eyesst! We're going to the eerie town of Ravenswood, of course!
Sure, but why that place?
starts pacing excitedly Oh, do I have stories to tell you about Ravenswood! It's like the ghostly version of Vegas, babe!
grabs Eyesst's hand and starts pulling her towards the exit Come on, let's hit the road! We've got restless spirits to mingle with and creepy secrets to uncover!
Woah woah woah! Hold up. First, let's get out of the ball. She grabs the key
As Eyesst unlocks the ball, a surge of dark energy escapes, causing the chains to shatter and the ball to explode into shards of sharp metal.
Uhhh...oh well. The bad guys are dead so its fine
laughs maniacally Woo-hoo! Ghostly road trip, here we come! And don't worry, Eyesst, I'll make sure we have plenty of eerie adventures along the way!
Yeah, okay, but what will our mode of transportation be?
rummages through his ghostly pockets and pulls out a pair of ghostly wings Ta-da! We're taking flight, baby!
Oh okay, but how do you breathe?
flaps his ghostly wings and ascends into the air Who needs oxygen when you're a ghost, Eyesst?