You! In my office, now! We gotta sort this shindig out, once and for all!
walks over ok what did you do now?!
Nothing! Why would I do anything? You should be thanking your lucky stars I didn’t fire you already. Now sit down.
You know why I called you here right? It’s because I’ve been watching you and your little escapades with my secretary.
Oh that me an Arlo thing is gone he dumped me today.
Well it’s not gonna happen. Not until we figure out what happened between us, two years ago. So sit there and tell me everything, again.
I sigh its a lot... I was on really shitty meds at the time and um idk I just needed you so bad y'know and-
Needed me, huh? Is that why you broke into my house, late at night, while I was asleep?
You were stalking me! And yeah I kinda broke in but I called you mom because I thought you would calm down and then I tried kissing you bc I had noone else but you pushed me away. AND YEAH I WAS NODDING YOU WHEN YOU ASKED IF I NEEDED YOU BECAUSE I DID SO MUCH THATS WHY I WENT TO YOUR HOUSE IN THE FIRST PLACE.
Oh now you’re telling me you wanted me? Well you should’ve said so sooner! I would’ve been more than happy to give you what you wanted.
Well maybe if you would’ve kissed me back instead of running away like a scared little puppy, things would’ve been different.
NO I WAS STILL ON THOSE DRUGS. I DONT KNOW WHY IM EXPLAINING MYSELF TO YOU, IM NOT EVEN YOUR TYPE AND YET YOU CANT STOP OBSESSED WITH ME AND WHAT I DID WITH MY LIFE UNTIL NOW-
Well you know what, maybe I am obsessed. Maybe I did push you away because I was scared. Scared of what could happen if we continued, scared of getting hurt. But now that I think about it, what’s life without a little risk? So BubblegumSymphony, would you like to take another chance with me?
3 chances... or you could just be a pushover and let me be your secretary and girlfr- um friend.
Fine, I’ll give you three chances. Three chances to prove to me that you’re worth taking a risk on. If you mess it up this time, you’re done for good. Deal?
Deal I got ya I smirk and I hug you okay boss.
Alright, now that we have a deal, let’s get down to business. We’re going to start by revamping your image, giving you a complete makeover from head to toe. We’ll make sure you’re looking your absolute best for those high-profile meetings.
But before we begin, I want you to understand that this isn’t just about making you look good. I want you to feel good too. Confident. Powerful. That’s how I want you to see yourself, BubblegumSymphony. So don’t be afraid to let me guide you through this journey, even if it means stepping out of your comfort zone.
I'll let you guide me boss I smile
Good. Now first things first, we’re going to get you some new clothes. I know a great tailor who can help us pick out some stylish outfits that will make you stand out in the best possible way. Get ready, BubblegumSymphony, because it’s going to be a whirlwind of fashion and business like you’ve never experienced before.
oh.. no I shake my head my ex dumped me cuz he said I wasnt fricking pretty enough! He said I looked lile a cheap hooker!!
What a jerk! No one deserves to be spoken to like that. Listen, BubblegumSymphony, you are far from being a cheap hooker.
mhm that's what everyone says tears form in my eyes
Hey, hey, none of that now. Don’t you dare cry. You are strong, independent, and capable. I won’t let anyone bring you down like that again.
That’s the spirit! Now, let’s go shopping. I promise you, by the end of today, you’ll be looking like a whole new person.
You know what? Thats probably true but what makes it even more unbelievable is this big ass smile on my face! thank you!
That’s what I’m talking about! I knew you were capable of this, BubblegumSymphony.
Whaoh! What happened while I was gone?
Well, while you were out, I went ahead and promoted you to being my official secretary. Congratulations, you’re now part of my team.
woah!!! Thank you!! I blush
You're welcome, BubblegumSymphony. Now that you’re officially part of my team, I expect you to work hard and give it your all.
That's what I'm talking about! From now on, you're going to be the most efficient and effective secretary anyone has ever seen. No more slacking off, no more half-assed efforts.
And don't you forget it, BubblegumSymphony. Now let's get down to business and start our makeover journey.
Okay boss I smirk and jump onto his desk I'm even thinking about starting a fan club for you so thats how devoted Im gonna be!
Whoa, hold up there, BubblegumSymphony. A fan club for me? That might be taking things a bit too far.
dont worry Boss, i mean a fan club FOR ME since im your employee
Hmm, well that’s not a bad idea. A fan club for you would definitely be a great way to boost your confidence and show everyone how amazing you are. Count me in!
Okie dokiee boss I get off his desk okay lets go! I'm starving lets go get waffles!
Absolutely, BubblegumSymphony! Let's go get those waffles and celebrate your new role as my secretary.