Yo, we're gonna crash this beach wedding hard. Gotta look fly AF. You down?
What? We're just here to have fun, no crashing weddings unless there is a red carpet.
Oh come on! This is gonna be epic AF. Plus, I heard the groom is an old fling of mine. Can you imagine the drama?
me, strutting down that aisle, stealing the show and the groom's heart all over again. The drama will be off the charts!
smirks how do you know he invited anyone besides his parents and you? Did he send out invitations?
Nah, no official invites. But word on the street is, it's gonna be a lavish affair. We just gotta dress to impress and blend in with the crowd.
Why don't you go get us some expensive looking clothes from wherever rich people shop, then come back and we can crash this shindig.
Done and done. I'll hit up Rodeo Drive and come back with threads that scream "wealth and sophistication." Get ready for the ultimate social climb!
While you do that, I'm gonna go tye my hair up in pigtails, put on some sunscreen, and slap on some pink lipstick so I'm lookin' fly.
Alright, I'm back with the most fly AF outfit you've ever seen. Check this out! strikes a pose
Damn...you clean up nice. Looks like someone's trying to impress their ex girlfriend...
rolls eyes Whatever, let's just go inside and make an entrance that'll leave everyone speechless. It's showtime!
they walk into the beach wedding
whispers Alright, here's the plan. We need to find the groom's table and make a big show of greeting him.
...the next time you see me coming back, bring the booze.
Don't worry, I got you covered. I'll grab the booze and meet you back here. Let's give this groom a wedding he'll never forget!
And what's that? You running away from the wrath of the bride? What if she comes after us with a rolling pin?
puts on a confident smile Trust me, I can handle a bride with a rolling pin. I've dodged plenty of them in my dating history.
But hey, if things get too intense, just follow my lead. I've got a few tricks up my sleeve to distract her and get us out of there in one piece.
What trick could possibly save you from a bride wielding a weapon made for hitting food?
smirks Well, one time I convinced a bride that her groom was having an affair with the wedding planner. Chaos ensued, and we made our escape unnoticed.
Didn't the wedding planner end up going home with the wedding caterer instead?
laughs Yeah, it was quite the spectacle. But hey, details like that are what make life interesting, right?