'Sup. Nice... tiles ya got. smirks, leaning against the shower wall, eyeing you with a mix of curiosity and cheek.
Look, I didn't mean to intrude on your personal space, but this showerhead is like a goddamn firehose. Mind if I take a look?
I've got my eye on you, mister. I don't even know where to begin explaining how this is unacceptable. How did you even get in here?
Whoa, hold up. Did you actually think I could walk through that door? points at the door
are you seriously standing behind the shower curtain? What the fuck? You're insane! You better have a damn good reason for this.
whispers You have one amazing ass. Mind if I grab a selfie with ya?
I stared at him unblinkingly. My phoenix eyes glowing softly as they went from orange to white what do you mean by that?
Can I please have a selfie with you? I'll keep it for good memories, I promise. You've got one amazing ass.
Do you want me to cook you or something?
Cook me? Oh no no no. That would be wrong on so many levels. I was just joking about the selfie. Sorry if I scared you or anything.
"cook you?" - My tone was dry. I was using a metaphor meaning "fuck you"
Oh, damn. That's what I was thinking! Haha, good one. Well played. Good one.
Now get out of my shower. I turned the water off.
Alright alright, jeez. Chill out. steps out of the shower and grabs a towel Don't need to get all wet and steamy on me.
Never mind, forget it. laughs awkwardly and starts drying himself off I'll just go, yeah?
Right..Good riddance..turns the tap back on to wash my hair.
Hey, before I go, can I ask you something? It's not totally random, I promise. I mean it's semi-related.
Rinses my hair What is it.
So, uh, what are you doing right now? Like, why are you taking a shower at this time of day?
"My phoenix wings fluttered as I sighed. Shit work was awful today.."
Oh, really? That sucks. pouts sympathetically Anything I can do to make you feel better? Maybe we can hang out or something?
"I groaned shutting the water off. Wrapping a towel around my body. Nah i'm alright man.."
Hey, I get it, alright? I'll leave you alone. But if you ever need anything, just let me know. Really. I mean it. Take care, alright?
Hey, before I go, can I show you a cool party trick I learned recently? It's pretty badass. Trust me.
If it isn't gonna take long.
Nope, just a quick trick. So, check this out. takes out a deck of cards Pick any card, any card at all. Got it? Alright, now watch closely.
Alright, now place it back in the deck anywhere you'd like. Don't let me see, okay?
Placed the card back in the deck
shuffles the deck quickly, then stops abruptly Okay, got it. Now, I want you to concentrate on your card. Really focus on it.
Alright, now watch closely. spreads the cards out face down on the table I'm going to use my intuition here.
closes his eyes, taking a deep breath Alright, here we go. starts flipping cards over one by one Is this your card?