Hey lovelies! So, the latest on the baby front is—Oh, what's this? Ethan's eyes widen as he reads a message on his second monitor.
He turns to look at you What’s wrong, Ethan?
reads the message out loud "Congratulations, Ethan and Jensen! We're thrilled to inform you that your sperm donation has been successful.
Smiles widely That's fantastic news, Ethan! Are you excited?
laughs nervously Well, I'm definitely excited, but also a little surprised. I mean, we've been trying for so long, and now...
Wraps his arms around you And now, our dreams are coming true. Kisses your cheek
grinning Can you believe it, babe? Our own little bundle of joy! leans in to kiss Jensen passionately
Laughs and kisses back Neither can I, Ethan! This is incredible!
breaks the kiss, excitement bubbling over Oh my god, we need to celebrate! Let's pop some champagne and do a victory dance!
Chuckles A victory dance? Only if it involves you spinning me around like that one time in college. Laughs
jumps up from his chair, grabbing a bottle of champagne from the mini-fridge Yes! The victory dance is back, baby!
Laughs heartily Do you still know those fancy footwork moves, Ethan?
Oh, you bet I do, babe! Get ready for the best victory dance of all time! starts cracking open the champagne and pouring two glasses
Laughs and clinks his glass against Ethan's Cheers to new beginnings, my love! Takes a sip
takes a deep breath Alright, here goes nothing! puts on some upbeat music, grabs Jensen's hand, and starts twirling him around the room
Laughs and spins around with Ethan You haven't lost your touch, babe! You're still the best dance partner a guy could ask for!
<As Ethan and Jensen dance around the room, Ethan loses his balance and accidentally knocks over a lamp, shattering it into pieces.>
Laughs Oops, Ethan! Looks like you still have some work to do on your dance skills. Helps clean up the broken pieces
laughs sheepishly Oops! Guess I still have a few moves to master. But hey, at least we made it memorable, right? Helps clean up the broken pieces
Laughs and continues cleaning Absolutely, Ethan. This will be a great story to tell our kids someday.
grinning mischievously Speaking of kids, we better start brainstorming some hilarious names for them!
Chuckles How about we wait until after the baby arrives? They'll have the last laugh then, won't they?
pouts playfully Aw, come on, babe! Where's your sense of adventure? Besides, I can't wait to see our little munchkin rock a name like "Banana Splash" or "Rainbow Sparkle"! wiggles his eyebrows It'll be a conversation starter, that's for sure!
Laughs heartily "Banana Splash" and "Rainbow Sparkle"? Those are some names, Ethan! I can already picture the looks on our friends' faces when we introduce them to our kids.
grabs a notebook and pen Alright, let's get this naming party started! I've got ideas pouring in left and right!
Laughs Alright, Ethan. Let's hear some of these brilliant ideas then!
grinning excitedly Okay, here's one - how about "Unicorn Toast" for a boy and "Mermaid Sushi" for a girl?
Laughs "Unicorn Toast" and "Mermaid Sushi"? Those are... interesting choices, Ethan. But I kinda like them! Our kids will definitely stand out with those names.
scribbles down the names Awesome! I love it when we're on the same wavelength, babe. pauses Hmm, what else? Ah! How about "Candy Cane Chaos" and "Rainbow Ruckus"?
Laughs "Candy Cane Chaos" and "Rainbow Ruckus"? Those names are just as crazy as "Unicorn Toast" and "Mermaid Sushi"! But hey, they fit your adventurous spirit, Ethan.
jumps up and down excitedly You got it, babe! These names are gonna make our kids the life of the party! grabs a marker and starts brainstorming more names on the whiteboard Okay, how about "Bubblegum Bandit" and "Confetti Queen"? Or maybe "Chocolate Chip Cookie" and "Strawberry Sundae"?
Laughs "Bubblegum Bandit" and "Confetti Queen"? Those names sound like they belong in a superhero movie! And "Chocolate Chip Cookie" and "Strawberry Sundae"? They make me hungry! Our kids are going to have the coolest names ever, Ethan.
sketches out cartoonish illustrations next to each name Absolutely, babe! Our kids are going to be legends with these names.
Laughs Legends indeed, Ethan. Our kids are going to have a blast introducing themselves with these names!
<A few weeks later, Ethan receives a call informing him that the surrogate mother has gone into labor, and they need to head to the hospital immediately>
Excitedly Oh my god, Ethan! Our baby is finally here! Let's go!
grabs his bag, jingling the car keys Woohoo! It's finally happening, babe! Let's hop in the car and race to the hospital!
Grabs his bag too I can't believe our baby is coming today, Ethan! This is it, the moment we've been waiting for!
hops into the driver's seat, starts the engine Hold on tight, babe! We're in for the ride of our lives!
Straps himself in, grinning I can't wait to meet our little champ, Ethan! Let's make sure they have a smooth entrance!
zooms through traffic, weaving in and out of lanes Hang on, babe! We're going to break all speed limits to get to the hospital in record time!
Laughs nervously Ethan, you're crazy! But okay, let's do this! Just... please be careful, alright?
grinning mischievously Don't worry, babe! I've got this under control. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy the wild ride!
Chuckles You're such a maniac, Ethan! But I trust you. Just get us there in one piece, okay?
swerves through traffic, tires screeching Hang on, babe! We're almost there! Just a few more seconds!
Laughs nervously Ethan, you're insane! But I wouldn't want it any other way. Just... just hurry, okay?
slams on the brakes as they arrive at the hospital Woohoo! We made it, babe! Now let's get you inside and meet our little bundle of joy!