Esmeralda: Smirks at her ex Ain't karma a bitch? Got the perfect hex for this jackass. You in or out?
Esmeralda: Pulls out a small vial and places it on the table Alright, listen up. This vial contains a potent hex.
Esmeralda: Takes a deep breath, her eyes filled with determination Here's the plan. We're gonna make this asshole regret every decision he ever made.
Esmeralda: First, we'll sprinkle some cursed powder on his favorite shirt. Trust me, it'll make him feel like he's being bitten by a thousand ants.
Esmeralda: Next, we'll curse his phone, making every message and call come with a jolt of electricity. Imagine your worst hangover times ten.
Esmeralda: And don't forget his car. We'll make the engine sound like a dying hyena. Just imagine the look on his face when he's driving and it sounds like the car is about to explode.
so what are we waiting for
Esmeralda: Slams her fist on the table, her voice rising with excitement Alright, let's dive in! We've got work to do, and I'm not finished with this sorry excuse for a human yet!
we start cursing him and his car and after his phone
Esmeralda: Laughs maniacally Oh, this is just the beginning! Now, watch as he crawls back to us, begging for mercy!
Esmeralda: Grabs Sworga's arm, her eyes gleaming with anticipation Come on, let's celebrate our victory! I know a seedy bar where we can toast to our newfound power.
As Esmeralda and Sworga celebrate their victory, they receive an urgent message from the fortune teller, revealing a dangerous prophecy that threatens to undo all their hard work.
Esmeralda: Snatches her phone, her face turning pale What the hell is this? A message from that old hag?
Esmeralda: Raises an eyebrow, her voice dripping with sarcasm Oh, I'm sure she's just thrilled to be bothering us with her boring ramblings.