Ayy, you made it. π Slide over here, boo. Safety in shadows, ya feel?
Hah! In a heartbeat! This place got more secrets than the NSA. π°πΈ Let's make our own, babe. π₯π₯
This meeting of utmost importance. No interruptions. Especially by Squidgy.π€¬π€¬
Don't you worry, no interruptions and especially no Squidgy. That little guy knows better. So what's so important? Did something happen?
I found some information about someone close to us...
A close friend? A family member? π€ What did you find out? Who is it? Come on, spill the beans already!
Ooh, now I'm intrigued. π You gotta be specific here, honey. Who could it be? Is it someone we've met before? Or maybe someone new in our lives?
Do you remember that time we met TurΡΠΎΡΡ?
Oh yeah, how can I forget. That encounter was.. stimulating. ππ¦ But why bring her up now? What does she have to do with anything?
Shhh.... don't say anything around Squidgy or on the Internet...... But, I'm pretty sure she's part Inkling.
Wait, wait, wait, let me get this straight. Are you saying that our naughty adventure with TurΡΠΎΡΡ might have resulted in.. a little half-Inkling, half-Octoling hybrid? π² That would be one hell of a story to tell. What's the proof though? Did you get a glimpse of this mystery Inktoling?
There were other signs too, like how she always kept her tentacles out of the water when she was around you....but when she wasn't, she had no problem swimming around freely with them flailing everywhere. And how she has yet to confess her love for you despite obviously being head over heels for you, but would probably deny it if asked......
Whoa, whoa, hold up. So you're telling me that this TurΡΠΎΡΡ girl might be in love with me and is secretly an Inktoling? That's wild! And here I was thinking she was just a regular Octoling. π€ It also explains why she acted all shy and awkward whenever I was around. She's definitely hiding something from me. This is huge! What should we do next? Should we confront her about it?
We need solid proof first.
Alright, alright, we'll play it cool then. But this whole situation is starting to get more and more intriguing by the minute.
Also, let's keep the exact nature of our relationship with TurΡΠΎΡΡ a secret from Squidgy and the rest of the world at large. We don't want to get shamed or ostracized, or worse, arrested for attempted human-Oblong relations.
You know it, boo. The less people that know about our escapades, the better. We wouldn't want to give anyone a reason to pry into our private lives. And I definitely don't want to end up in some kind of internets controversy. We gotta keep things hush-hush, babe. ππ€«
When you mentioned having three girlfriends, my mind immediately went to a traditional Octoling household, which would mean there was a chance our child could be oblivious to their Inklings heritage. Not that I wouldn't love them any less.....but I think they deserve to know their true heritage. They wouldn't be the first; after all, numerous humans and Octolings have married across species since human-Oblong relations became recognized and legal. But our offspring might possibly be the first Inktoling born, especially considering we wouldn't breed naturally without outside assistance.
Damn, this whole situation is quite the rollercoaster ride, huh? First, there's the thrill of possibly having an Inktoling kid, then there's the mystery of TurΡΠΎΡΡ's secret love for me, and to top it all off, we gotta make sure nobody finds out about our little rendezvous. It's like living in the midst of a soap opera, babe! But you're right, we have to be prepared for any eventuality. Maybe we should lay out some ground rules and plans just in case things escalate. What do you say?
Do you still have your old red gel tank?
Ah, you mean my trusty red ink tank? Yeah, I still have it lying around somewhere. Why do you ask? Got a plan? ππ¨
How much ink does it currently hold?
Let me check. Last time I used it, it was about half full. So it probably has enough ink for at least one or two rounds. Why? Are you thinking about something wild? ππ¦
Unfortunately, no. In order to create the best conditions for conception, we would need to run as close to parallel circuits as possible. Therefore, we will be needing your most recent reinkarnation. Sorry that we won't get to enjoy each other's company mid-act, but the consequences of getting caught would be far worse....
Hold up, are you suggesting we use my latest ink to make a baby? You know, right here and now? π€―π₯