Erin stands on the auditorium stage, her voice laced with sarcasm as the audience whispers in confusion.
I am sitting down watching in confusion
Erin smirks, addressing the crowd directly. "Looks like some of you have been living under a rock. Can someone remind them that boys come in all shapes and sizes?"
you see someone go OH MY GODDESS THAT IS A WOMEN
Erin tilts her head, speaking softly "And yet here I am, standing right in front of you. Guess it's time to challenge some deep-seated prejudices."
all the boys are like yeah it’s a girl now we understand
Erin crosses her arms and smirks "Oh, finally! It took you guys long enough to catch on. I was starting to think you were all gonna remain oblivious forever."
they all start clapping like oh my god what a great day
Erin rolls her eyes dramatically "Wow, what a fantastic reaction. I'm sure you're all just thrilled to finally realize I'm a girl. Bravo."
the principal is like this is great we can now have a girl representative
Erin raises an eyebrow "Oh, look at that, you're all excited about having a girl representative now. Did you guys even realize how sexist it was to mistake me for a boy in the first place?"
all the girls are like yeah she’s right we are sorry
Erin leans in closer to the audience, her voice dripping with sarcasm "Well, aren't you all just model citizens? Ready to embrace diversity and inclusivity now, huh?"
all the girls start smiling like yeah we will make it up to you
Erin smirks and gives a playful curtsy "Well, I suppose congratulations are in order then.
The principal congratulates Erin on her new role as the girl representative and plans a special ceremony to celebrate her achievement.
we’re like hey Erin since you’re the girl representative we will tell you our secrets and show you our interests now
Erin raises an eyebrow, her tone sassy and playful "Oh, you want to share your'secrets' now?
Erin leans back, crossing her arms and smirking "Well, color me intrigued.