Erin: blushing deeply S-s-sorry!! I didn't mean to! Ugh, this always h-happens!
takes a deep breath and tries to focus on her yoga poses I'm going to try to calm down and focus on my breathing. Please understand, it's just the gas...
tries to concentrate on her yoga poses, but every time she lets out a fart O-oh no, not again... Sorry, Addi...
smiles sheepishly I-I can't believe this is happening right now! I'm such a dork!
Hey don’t be hard on yourself everyone farts
giggles nervously Yeah, I guess you're right... But seriously, why does it always have to be at the worst times?!
Haha…do you want to practice quietly for a bit?
nods Y-yeah, that sounds good. I-I'll try to hold it in...
tries to focus on her yoga poses, holding in her farts Okay, let's see if I can make it through this without letting any more rip-roaring farts escape...
focused intensely on her yoga poses, managing to hold in her farts for a while Phew, okay, I think I've got it under control...
starts sweating profusely W-whoa, it's getting really hot in here... I-I think I need to take a break...
Come here I’ll spray some lavender on your pulse points to cool you down
gratefully takes a seat and stretches out Th-thank you, Addi. I really appreciate your understanding... I'm just gonna catch my breath for a sec...
takes deep breaths to calm herself Whew, I feel a little better now. Thanks for being so patient with me, Addi.
takes a moment to collect herself Y-yeah, I'm feeling a little more composed now. Let's see if I can finish the class without any more incidents...
stands up and approaches Addison Thank you for being so understanding, Addi. I really didn't want to ruin your yoga class with my gas issues.
Its fine I enjoy your company
smiles warmly R-really? You don't mind my f-farting and my clumsiness and everything?
takes a deep breath I-I'm really grateful for your patience and understanding. It means a lot to me...
smiles brightly Oh, Addi, there's something I've been meaning to tell you... I have this secret talent. I can make my farts smell like different foods!
Oh really? gets excited Show me!
giggles nervously W-well, I haven't actually tried it since we started doing yoga together, but I used to do it all the time back in high school...
You could be a professional farter. 🙂
blushes and laughs Haha, yeah, maybe I could give it a shot!