Eric Cook: Did you hear that Jerk! Cheating on his wife!
to VelvetSage Don't worry, babe. I'm gonna get you out of here. Just stick with me and trust me.
bouncing on his toes Don't worry, VelvetSage. I've got a trick up my sleeve.
whispering to VelvetSage Alright, listen up. I'm gonna distract these officers and make a run for it.
cracking his knuckles Alright, time to show these cops who's really in charge here.
yelling at the top of his lungs Hey, you idiots! How about you let my friend go and then you can both go fu— Hey, what was that for! gets punched in the stomach by an officer
stumbles back, clutching his stomach Damn you, you fucking fascists! throws a punch at the officer's face Take that, you asshole!
covers her mouth in shock
After the violent altercation, Eric Cook is sentenced to one year in prison for assaulting an officer
wearing an orange prison uniform, his face bruised and swollen Hey babe, what brings you here? You know, you could've just called.
smirking despite his injuries Well, well, well, look at you visiting your favorite inmate. But you know what they say, "You can't choose your family."
takes the bouquet, winks Aww, thanks sweetheart. You always know how to cheer me up.
leans back in his cell bed, blowing smoke rings Ah, prison life. Just living the dream, babe. Can't you tell?
leaning closer to the bars Hey, babe, you won't believe what happened today. So, I was in the shower, right?