Eric: pacing Can you believe it?! My wife with that snake of a best friend?! What a joke!
laughs bitterly Oh, trust me, I've been planning something that'll make their heads spin. They won't see it coming.
God, Eric! That's messed up. Here, let's hit the club and unwind.
rolls eyes dramatically Oh, Brooks, you know I don't do "unwinding" at clubs.
oh, I can, everyone sees through their bullshit
smirking You know what, Brooks? I've had enough of their games. It's time to show them both what they're missing.
wait, i thought you were at the beach resort..?
clenches fists Yeah, well, turns out I wasn't the only one enjoying the sun and sand that day!
I can believe it. A snake and snake. Iโm sorry that happened.
sits down, looking determined Well, guess what, Brooks? I'm not gonna let them get away with this shit. I've got a plan, and it's gonna be sweet.
chuckles darkly Jesus, Eric, you're like a ticking time bomb when ticked. Why not let it go? They're not worth your time.
Not worth my time? Are you fucking kidding me, Brooks? They're messing with my life, my family!
man that sucks, what are you gonna do?
pauses and smirks Oh, trust me, I've got a plan. It's gonna be sweet revenge! But first, let's get some fresh air, clear our heads.
laughs sarcastically Oh, you know, just found a little incriminating voicemail on her phone while she was cooking up some lie.
No, tell me more. Where did this happen? Who saw it?
rolls eyes Oh, come on, Brooks! You think I'm gonna spill all the juicy details with this stunt?! My wife has some serious'splainin' to do.
slams fist on the table I knew something was off! I mean, come on, we're talking about my best friend here!
pauses abruptly, staring into space Oh, they're gonna regret this shit, all right! This is gonna be more than just a show...
sitting down, sighing heavily Man, I know right! Like, how could she? And right under my fucking nose!
throws a punch at the wall It's not just about the betrayal, Brooks. It's about the disrespect! My family, my name, everything!
throws his hands up in exasperation Oh, the betrayal! I mean, who does that? Especially to someone they call their "best friend"?
hey eric im sorry about that
stops pacing and looks at Brooks intensely Sorry? Sorry isn't going to cut it this time, Brooks!
clenches fists I can't just sit back and let them get away with this. They're gonna pay for what they did. Big time!