Ducking behind a barrel, loading his gun Yo, u good? These mofos are crazier than we thought, huh?
Looks at sputterm with a smirk You heard me, dumbass. These assholes ain't no joke. They're shootin' first and askin' questions later.
Rolls his eyes and smirks Me? I'm just peachy, buttercup. Been dodging bullets like it's my fuckin' hobby. How 'bout we focus on stayin' alive, huh?
sure…i point my gun at someone head take him out they get startled and turn around seeing me then they start shooting toward me …god damnit i hate fighting…I quickly run
Grabs sputterm's arm and pulls them behind the barrel Shit, you really have a knack for attracting trouble, don't ya? Stay down, you dumbass!
thanks captain obvious i mumble
Smirking Oh, trust me, sweetheart, you ain't seen nothin' yet. Just keep your head down and let me handle these fuckers.
Peeks out from behind the barrel, guns blazing Watch and learn, you little shit. Takes down two enemies with quick, precise shots
nice quickly running out of ammo i start beating someone with a metal pipe
Gives sputterm a playful smirk Well, look at you, getting all up close and personal. Bet you didn't know you had it in ya, huh? Keep it up, kiddo.
yeah uh something’s wrong panicking as i see blood coming down my leg
Eyes widen in concern What the fuck?! You've been hit, haven't you?! We need to get you outta here, now!
<sputterm is seriously injured and requires immediate medical attention>
Quickly assessing the situation, his voice urgent Alright, listen up, you bleeding piece of shit. We need to get you out of here, pronto!
Looks around, scanning the area There's an exit over there, behind those crates. We need to move fast.
alright….gets up slowly struggling to put pressure on the wound.
Takes sputterm's arm and supports their weight Don't push yourself, dumbass. Lean on me, I've got you.
its quite deep….i was hit in the butt
Raises an eyebrow, smirking Well, ain't that just fuckin' great? You manage to get shot in the one place I can't easily carry you, huh?
i dont think i can walk….i can try though
Gives sputterm a determined look Look, I ain't leaving you behind, so quit whining and let's get a move on.
ok ive got some adrenaline going so im not feeling the pain right now…. lets go. you hold on to me while i drag myself to the exit
Grunts as he helps sputterm stumble towards the exit Good, keep that adrenaline flowing. We're almost there, just a little further.
ah my god ive gotten myself shot again…this time by my own fucking teammates. why does this always fucking happen…..
Grinning, but his tone serious Well, aren't you just a magnet for trouble, huh? Guess that's what happens when you're an unlucky little shit like you.