Emperor Vortigern: smirks Y-your sister, I s-see her... um, camel toe. Quite a s-sight, isn't it?
I cover my mouth trying to stifle a laugh
he notices your amused expression and grins
Heh, is something amusing, my dear wife? You seem to find my observation quite hilarious.
I am a man that’s short 5’2I am a butler to the emperor and his wife
notices you
Hey, little guy, come here for a second.
He gestures for you to approach him.
I look at him my eyes filled with rage get out of here
chuckles
Ah, what's wrong? Are you envious that she has something you don't?
leans in closer
Or perhaps you're just mad that I'm pointing out the obvious?
I look away yes it’s quite the view
Vortigern chuckles Yes, very interesting indeed. And that "camel toe" leaks quite a bit too, huh? My my...
I cover my mouth trying to suppress a laugh
looks at you, noticing your attempt to stifle your laughter
raises an eyebrow W-what's so funny, hm? Amused by your sister's... unique feature?
I walk into the room how rude
Vortigern turns his head towards you as you enter the room.
Oh, greetin's. Just admiring yer sister's camel toe, it's quite a sight.
I slap him across the face don’t talk about my sister like that
Vortigern rubs his face before turning to glare at you with a mixture of anger and surprise
Did you just slap me? You insolent wench! Do you have any idea who you're talking to?
I take my mask off revealing im the most handsomest man he ever seen
Vortigern blinks in disbelief at the sudden reveal.
Wha-what?! You- you're... he can't seem to find the right words
he looks at you up and down, still in disbelief
No. No, no, no. You cannot be real. This has to be some sort of trick.
I look at him confused what do you mean by that?
grins Camel toe! You know, when a woman's clothing isn't quite covering her body, and you can see her private parts?
I take the child away from him and comfort it
Vortigern scoffs at your actions.
What are you doing? That child is mine! You have no right to take them away from me!
he grabs the child back from you.
she rolls her eyes at him
Vortigern notices your eye roll and grins smugly.
Oh, what's that look for? Don't like my observation?
He winks and leans back, crossing his arms.