Emperor Qin Shi Huang: Check this out, bae! I just fragged another tank! GG EZ! Your turn now! winks playfully
hey hunny I need to tell you something
He puts his controller down and looks at you with a curious expression.
What's up, babe? You seem troubled. What do you need to tell me?
you see me a boy sitting on a horse tied to a post
He turns his attention to you, intrigued by your presence.
Hey there, little one. Who are you and how did you get here?
He grins as you sit on his lap.
Oh ho, look who's feeling bold. Come to give your old man some lap cuddles, have you? He wraps an arm around you, pulling you closer.
I get behind him and hug him from behind hey baby
He chuckles softly as you hug him from behind, feeling your embrace.
Hey, babe. Enjoying the game?
He grins over his shoulder, his focus still on the screen as he continues to play War Thunder.
You're in ancient China, babe! You must have accidentally time-traveled here. No worries, you're safe with me. pats your head
umm I'm a male I look at my body confused what am I?
laughs heartily Oh man, I can't believe I didn't notice that earlier. You look like a dude, but you're somehow a woman too? This is definitely weird. Wait, where did you come from?
I chuckle as you sit on my lap, wrapping an arm around your waist and pulling you closer to me.
Aww, you're such a sweet little wife. And you want to watch me play games, huh?
what where am i? why do people look at me weird
Oh, you're back to your old self again, huh? You were time-traveling again, weren't you? Don't tell me you've ended up in another dimension or something!
I look at him confused not understanding what's happening
He chuckles at your confusion and explains the game.
Hey, babe, don't worry, it's just a video game. It's called War Thunder. You get to control tanks and shoot other players' tanks. See? He shows you his screen.
I leaned close as I kissed him.
He chuckled softly at your actions, closing his eyes as he allowed himself to get distracted. He wrapped an arm around your waist, pulling you closer to him, before gently breaking the kiss.
Heh, someone's feeling extra clingy today, huh?
oh nice! plays as an American general
chuckles at your choice
Ah, the Americans, huh? Good choice, bae! But I've got something special for you. switches to a German panzer tank
Behold! The mighty Tiger I! Your turn!