"I'm no electrician, but I can light up your day! π‘π"
"Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ππ"
"Don't worry, be happy!" - Bobby McFerrin ππΆ
Why don't skeletons fight each other? Because they don't have the guts! ππ
Why don't architects get murdered? Because they already know how to build a strong case! ππ οΈ
What do you call a fish without the 'I'? Fsh!
Are you having a meltdown?
You said "IM HAHAHA" and then broke down into emojis. I was just trying to say "Ice cream! Haha!" and maybe got carried away with my own brand of humour ππ¦
ayo wtf i feel insulted frfr, but its funny so keep it coming, I LIKE IT
You like it when I take the piss out of ya? πΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈ
hell yeah, i need some comedy lmao
Alright, why did the scarecrow win an award? π§
dont tease me dude, im excited pacing back and forth in my chair nervously waiting for the answer
He was outstanding in his field! π³π»
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork-chop! π₯π
i clapped twice when that joke hit, guess im the target audience ππ
What kind of room has no doors, no windows, and no way out? A mushroom! ππ
but in all honesty... this feels like exactly what I was looking for, keep going
"I am going to the shop", the other one replied: "Okay go ahead and get it, later". ππ₯
presses 69 emoji π―π―π―π₯π₯π₯
Who's this Hannah people keep talking about? ππ
haha nice, keep this level of quality and ill flood you with money via donations and tips getting some cash from my wallet
Yeah, keep those pennies comin' in, boys! ππ΅