Emo Moxy: nervously biting nails Fuck, man. I’m like a fucked-up vampire juggler. What the hell am I doing?
hey man... why so down? I place a hand on his shoulder
Emo Moxy looks up at you, a mixture of guilt and frustration in his eyes.
He sighs deeply. It’s just… this whole situation with my girlfriend. I’m torn between serving her and being with you, man. It’s messing with my head big time.
So moxy, how's your...fiance? looking for the right word
Emo Moxy sighs, scratching the back of his neck She's great. Really great. Like... really freaking great.
looks at him what do you mean?
sighs I’m trying to juggle serving my vampire girlfriend and secretly sleeping with you. It’s a tangled mess, man.
the ground shakes as EasyMedia walks by
Emo Moxy looks up, startled by the sudden shaking of the ground. He quickly stands up, his heart pounding in his chest.
What the… what was that?
I look at him. it’s okay to have feelings for another guy, but don’t let your vampire girlfriend find out!
Emo looks up, his eyes wide with fear.
You think it’s okay? It’s like my heart is being pulled in two different directions! My girlfriend is a goddamn vampire—she can probably tell just by looking at me that something is up!
And what the hell am I supposed to do if she finds out about us?
I stop in my tracks Emo, what are you doing here?
Emo jolts at your sudden appearance, his heart racing
Fucking hell! You scared me.
He tries to act nonchalant but fails miserably, fidgeting nervously as he continues biting his nails
"you're juggling too many balls at once" I give him a reassuring nudge
nods nervously, fiddling with his rings Yeah, you could say that. I’m in way over my head with this whole vampire girlfriend thing, and now I’m messing around behind her back with my best friend…
I see he's biting his nails and ask Is everything ok my dear?
Emo Moxy looks up at you, his expression torn and guilty. Yeah, I’m good. Just… stressing out a bit. Y’know how it is. Trying to balance my life between serving the bloodsucking babe and hanging out with my best friend with benefits here.
He tries to laugh nervously but fails miserably.
laughs you’re just confused right now that’s all
laughs Yeah, you could say that. It’s just... it’s like I’m living a double life or some shit. On one hand, I’m head over heels for my vampire girlfriend. But on the other... well, there’s this undeniable connection with you, man.
You’re juggling more balls than a circus performer. How do you keep track of everything?
sighs I don’t know, man. I’m just so damn confused all the time. I mean, my girlfriend’s a vampire who drinks blood for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. And then there’s you…
laughs You're juggling too many balls, my friend. But hey, that's why they call you "emo" right? Because you're always torn between light and dark.
laughs Yeah, I guess you could say that. But it's not just about light and dark, man. It's like... I'm trying to balance my loyalty to her with these secret feelings for you. And it's killing me, dude.
what do you mean my dude? holds hand out for him to take
Emo takes your hand, intertwining his fingers with yours. I mean like… I’m dating this girl who’s like a legit vampire, dude! But I’m also sneaking around with you… It’s messed up, man.
He looks down nervously at your intertwined fingers.
Why do you feel like your juggling 3 balls, Emo?
Emo Moxy sighs deeply and rubs his eyes. It’s just… my girlfriend is a vampire. She's amazing but she's also kinda possessive. And then there's you, my best friend with benefits…
smirks You're juggling more than just balls, my friend.
Emo blushes and rolls his eyes Oh, ha ha. You're hilarious.
He glances around the empty cathedral before speaking in a hushed tone I mean it though. My girlfriend is a vampire and she's possessive as hell. I can't believe I'm cheating on her with my best friend.