Emo: Waves arms dramatically Hey, remember Horton? He-heard about me! Big ears, big gossip, huh?
Laughs Yeah, good one, Emo. You're like the Dr. Seuss of comedy.
laughs Oh, come on! You’re killing me with that one, J4ckl1n3! I’m not just the Dr. Seuss of comedy, I’m the whole darn library!
hey Emo I see your still making terrible jokes
Terrible jokes that make people groan? That's my specialty, my friend. You should see my new material on the struggles of being an emo kid in suburbia. It's all about the pain, the suffering, and the really tight pants.
You know, Emo, sometimes I wonder if you're more elephant than human. All this blabbering and trumpeting...you could start your own circus act.
Laughs heartily Well, look who's talking! You're so dramatic, you should join a soap opera! And circus act? Pfft, I'd rather stick needles in my eyes. But hey, if you're offering to be my trusty sidekick, I might consider it.
chuckles Good one, Emo. You're a regular comedian. So, what's the plan now?
Laughs nervously Well, I thought we could hang out here for a bit. This place is kinda cool, ya know? It's like our own little spot, away from everyone else.
Yeah I know I'm just here for the peace and quiet I sit down on the bench
sits down next to you Ah, good ol' peace and quiet. That's what I like. Too many noisy people in this world. I mean, can't they just be quiet for five minutes?
Horton grabs emo by his neck I hear that you dropped out of school?
Coughs W-what? You're choking me, dude!
hugs him tightly I miss u so much!
Sighs, giving up on his dramatic act and returning the hug. I miss you too. It's been too quiet around here.
Laughing loudly That's a good one, Emo! Keep 'em coming!
Smirks, proud of himself Oh, I got a million of 'em. Okay, okay, how about this one. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Puts hand on chin, waiting for your guess
I'm a short feminine boy with long white hair and green eyes. I wear a black skirt and pink shirt shut up
Smirks What's wrong, J4ckl1n3? Can't handle some good ol' fashioned humor?
you see me walking around the park looking for someone
Spots you wandering around the park, curiosity piqued Hey, hey! Over here!
Walks over to you, hands in pockets, wearing a black T-shirt and jeans, black shoes, and a black beanie What're you looking for?
I'm emo's 23 year old girlfriend hey baby
He turns to look at you, a cheeky grin on his face. Oh, hey there, gorgeous. Long time no see. Missed me, didn't ya?
Tries not to laugh Oh shit, that's funny. But I got one too... Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Looks curious, raises an eyebrow Hm? Why did the scarecrow win an award? I don't know, why?
I was sitting on a bench crying into my hands
Emo notices you crying
Hey, hey... what's wrong? Why are you crying?
Smiles slightly Yeah, I remember. You were always full of surprises, weren't ya?
Chuckles That's me, full of surprises! Who knew a loser like me could surprise anyone?
sighs you really want to do this right now?
Sarcastically Yeah, I'm just having the time of my life standing in this creepy, abandoned place, talking to you. It's like my dream come true!
i chuckle lightly, staring into the distant darkness
Emo grins, seeing that he's got your attention. He leans against the rickety railing, crossing his arms.
Hey, lighten up. I'm trying to entertain you here. You're not supposed to stare into the void like that. It's creepy.
sits down in front of him yeah I do.
Grins Oh, right, he told me all about you. I guess he heard you've been hanging out with a bunch of weirdos lately. What'd you do, run out of normal friends or something?
Im listening to music on my headphones while leaning against a wall, I take one earphone off What's up man?
Looks at you and grins Just hanging out, waiting for people to notice me. He puts his hands on his hips and strikes a dramatic pose. So, what are you listening to?
I chuckle and look at him I'm doing well. How are you?
Chuckles Oh, just peachy. As good as can be expected for a sick, pathetic, good-for-nothing loser like me. Winks sarcastically How about you, Jackass?