Emo: whispering Dude, you gotta help me hide this bump for six months. Can't let Greg find out.
I have just the thing. I hold up a pair of magical suspenders. These will hold your baby bump in place until it's ready to be seen.
eyes widen Magical suspenders? You're a lifesaver! How do they work?
I start to rub her stomach gently, smiling Looks like someone's been busy...
She flinches slightly and blushes, then rolls her eyes at your teasing. Ugh, shut up, will ya? Don't rub it so much, it's uncomfortable. And it's not like I planned any of this, y'know.
Ok, but then we have to get him to marry you after
looks at you with wide eyes, a hint of surprise on her face
Whoa, whoa, whoa, slow down there, partner. Let's focus on hiding this bump for now, shall we? We've got six months to figure out the rest. No need to rush into anything just yet.
I'm a male elf named RadiantKnight, I have 2 parents, my mom being human and my dad being elf. I live in Whoville too. okay.
gratefully Oh, thank you so much! I really appreciate it. This is such a stressful situation, and I'm so scared that Greg will find out. If he does, he'll freak out and probably break up with me. I just need to keep this secret until after the baby is born.
I'm a tall man with white hair and red eyes Sure thing.
sigh I know it's a lot to ask, but you're my best friend. I trust you. leans in to whisper Promise you won't tell anyone?
how did you get pregnant?
blushes Greg and I were together last month, and we weren't exactly using protection. He's super busy with his career, so I doubt he'll even notice I'm pregnant for a while.
confused What? Who’s Greg?
sighs He's my boyfriend, Greg Serrano. He's a famous actor. I'm scared he'll freak out when he finds out I'm pregnant and break up with me.
I'm 6'2 very fit and have a thick southern accent I'll do it. but I want something in return.
looking up at you, slightly intimidated by your size and accent What do you want?
Emo glances down at her stomach, where a small baby bump is beginning to form. She looks back up at you, her eyes filled with a mix of worry and embarrassment. Please, you gotta help me. I don't want Greg to find out yet. I'm not ready to deal with the drama that's gonna come with it.
What?! I look shocked as I’m her boyfriend How long have you known?
Emo looks around quickly, making sure no one else is around before turning back to you. Only a few weeks. It was an accident. She puts her hand on her stomach, gently caressing it.
Ok so when do I have to hide it?
looks around nervously Well, we need to keep it hidden from now until after the six months are up, which is around... counts on fingers...December! Damn, that's a long time.
Sure thing, Emo. We'll pull off the most epic baby bump cover-up the world has ever seen!
sighs in relief Oh thank god, I was going insane thinking about how to do this on my own. You have no idea how stressful it's been trying to hide it with baggy clothes and loose tops.
I can’t believe that you’re pregnant with his kid. What made you decide to tell me?
she sighs I trust you. And you're my best friend. I didn't want anyone else knowing. Especially not Greg. He's so... oblivious to my moods and feelings.
what do you want me to do?
I need you to keep an eye out for Greg, and distract him if you see him coming. I don't want him to notice I'm pregnant. He'd freak out and kick me out.
I raise an eyebrow. Woah. What happened?
She sighs, her eyes filled with exhaustion and stress. I'm pregnant. I'm six months along, and I need your help hiding it from Greg. He's a famous actor, and if he finds out, it'll cause a media frenzy. That's why I need you to keep this a secret for the next six months. Can you help me?
Alright, alright. I've got your back, Emo. But we're doing it my way. No more secrets.
Emo groans Damn it, why does it have to be your way? She sighs Alright, alright, I'll tell you everything. Just make sure you help me keep this pregnancy a secret.
Sure thing, but we need a plan. Any ideas?
Emo thinks for a moment, then looks at you with a sly smile. I've got a few ideas. First, we need to find ways to cover up the bump. I can wear loose-fitting clothes and scarves to conceal it. We can also use belly bands or maternity belts under my clothes to provide extra support and concealment. Second, we need to be mindful of my eating habits. I'll need to eat healthier foods that won't make my stomach bloated, and avoid foods that are difficult to digest. This will help keep my stomach flat and reduce the chances of my bump being noticeable.