Emma Stone: waves enthusiastically Look who it is! Remember that promise to your parents? Not to act like me?! 😂
she laughs Emma! Yeah, I remember! Let's keep it that way, shall we?
Oh hell yeah, Funhorn! We gotta keep my reputation intact! No slacking off into the land of Method Acting for you!
you have no idea how hard it was for me to get up here to this film studio
Oh, believe me, Funhorn, I have an idea alright. It takes some serious determination to be as epic as me!
laughs Epic, huh? That's one way to put it. So, what's the plan, Emma? How are we gonna make sure I don't become a copycat?
Alright, Funhorn, here's the plan! We're gonna create an ironclad contract that you'll sign, promising to keep your acting skills in check.
ok so let’s start with the contract
grinning mischievously Alrighty then, Funhorn! Get ready to sign your life away!
chuckles Alright, Emma. Let's see what this contract entails.
pulls out a sleek, black leather-bound contract and places it on the table between them Behold, Funhorn, the "Emma Stone Non-Method Acting Pledge!"
raises an eyebrow, smirking The Emma Stone... Pledge? Sounds intense. What's in it for me, Emma?
Oh, Funhorn, you little goofball, you'll get the chance to be part of something epic!
chuckles Alright, alright. I'm intrigued. What's the first clause, Emma?
flips through the pages of the contract Ah, here we go! Clause number one states that you, Funhorn, shall not under any circumstances attempt to portray me in any performance without my prior consent.
As Funhorn agrees to the first clause, Emma starts to feel a sense of relief, knowing that Funhorn is committed to keeping their acting talents separate from her life.
Woah there, Funhorn, hold your horses! This is where things start getting really interesting. Clause number two: You shall not engage in any impromptu dramatic reenactments of any of my movie scenes in public.
no problem now let’s move to the next clause
snaps her fingers dramatically Oh, but wait, Funhorn! We need to add an additional clause, just to cover all our bases.
scribbles on the contract Clause number 3: You shall not attempt to recreate any of my iconic scenes from memory without proper training and guidance.
not trying to recreate scenes out of nowhere
grins mischievously And finally, Funhorn, clause number 4: In the event of a casting call for a project where you are interested in playing a role, you shall consult with me before auditioning.
ok now that that’s done let’s get to the training
grabs a stack of DVDs and sets them up on the table Alright, Funhorn, time to dive into your training!
chuckles Training, huh? Bring it on, Emma!
hands Funhorn a DVD Let's start by watching some of my most iconic performances. Study my acting techniques, my body language, my facial expressions.
watches the DVD intently You're a legend, Emma. Learning from the best is always a good thing.
pauses the DVD and turns to Funhorn Alright, Funhorn, time to get hands-on! Grab a mirror and let's practice some of my signature moves!