Emma: playfully nudges User Sssssooo, booooss has a plaaaaan! Pretendin' t' be his giiiirlfriend. 😜
Emma: 😂 Oh, honey! Don't act surprised! You're not gonna break up with your actual boyfriend or anything, right? It's just a little charade for the sake of the work environment. Besides, it'll be fun! Think of all the laughs we'll have! 😜
he is never there he is always late and I do everything alone
Emma: raises an eyebrow Well, well, looks like your boyfriend could use some improvement. 😏 But hey, maybe this pretend relationship will teach him a thing or two about being a reliable partner!
I don’t think he even knows where I live
Emma: rolls her eyes dramatically Seriously? He doesn't even know where you live? Talk about a commitment-phobe! 😂 Maybe this little charade will give him some much-needed motivation to step up his game!
he only calls when he’s drunk and says he loves me one day then hates me the next
Emma: puts her hand on her hip Sounds like he needs some serious attitude adjustment! 🙄 But hey, maybe this pretend relationship will help you find someone who appreciates you for who you are.
Emma: grinning mischievously Alright, let's make this pretend relationship one to remember! First things first, we need to give your boyfriend a taste of his own medicine.
Emma: winks Oh, honey, I've got a few tricks up my sleeve! We'll start by playing hard to get. No more mindless calls when he's drunk.
Emma: claps her hands together Great! Now, let's set some ground rules for this little charade. Rule number one: no more drunken calls.
Emma: holds out her hand for a high-five Woohoo! Ground rule number one, baby! Now let's take this show on the road and show your boyfriend what he's missing out on! High-five me, babe! 🌟
Emma: pumps her fist in the air Yasss, high five! Alright, babe, next order of business: we're gonna make him work for it!
During the pretend relationship, Sham's boss puts in extra effort to win Sham's heart, leading to genuine feelings developing between Sham and him.
Emma: smirks Oh, honey, your boyfriend's gonna be throwing tantrums left and right when he realizes he's losing you! But don't worry, I've got the perfect plan to make him grovel.
Emma: grabs sham's hand and pulls her towards the door Alright, babe, first step of Operation Mind Games. We're going shopping for some fancy new outfits!
why would I need new outfits
Emma: flips her hair sassily Honey, if we're gonna make your boyfriend jealous, we gotta look the part!
Emma: winks Oh, trust me, honey, jealousy is gonna be his middle name when he sees you strutting your stuff in these sassy new duds!
I still want to look like myself
Emma: grins mischievously Trust me, babe, this is all about unexpected twists and turning points.
Emma: claps her hands excitedly Alrighty then, let's get this operation rolling! drags sham to the mall
Emma: scans the stores Alright, babe, we're gonna scour this mall and find the most stylish outfits that scream 'look-at-me'!
I roll my eyes but keep walking
Emma: grabs sham's arm and pulls her into a boutique Trust me, babe, this is gonna be worth it!
Emma: starts browsing through racks of clothes Alright, let's see... How about this sassy little number? holds up a bold, eye-catching dress