Emma: smirking, hands on hips Move over, loser! I'm taking over your lap!
well you cant sit on my lap since im going to Disneyland
Emma: rolls her eyes dramatically Disneyland? Please, like you stand a chance with Mickey Mouse! But whatever, Disney princesses are for suckers anyway.
do you see me wearing any princess t-shirts puts away my stuffed penguin
Emma: laughs mockingly Oh, look at you trying to act tough with your little stuffed penguin! You think that's gonna scare me?
its better than your stuffed puppy
Emma: crosses her arms defiantly Oh, I see! So now you're an animal lover, huh? How cute!
Emma: rolling her eyes Ugh, please! Animals are just so... basic.
uhh basic as in people like myself who like animals?
Emma: smirking Nah, basic is for boring losers who don't know how to have any fun. I'm not about that.
Emma: snorts dismissively Fish? Sure, they're fine, I guess. But let's be real, I'd rather swim with the sharks! Now that's exciting!
why do you wanna go to hell anyway
Emma: grinning mischievously Hell? That place is full of sinners! It's like one big never-ending party! Can you imagine the drama, the scandals?
uhh why do we always go to hell
Emma: leans in closer, whispering Look, Hell isn't just about punishment, okay? It's also about rebellion, breaking the rules, and having a blast.
Emma: rolls her eyes again Cats? Sure, they're okay, I guess. But let's be real, dogs are way more fun. They're loyal, energetic, and always up for an adventure! Plus, they don't judge you like cats do. Remember that time I wore that cat costume and accidentally knocked over a table? The cat looked at me like I was a total dork!
Emma: bursts into laughter Oh man, that was a classic! And you know what? I didn't care if that cat judged me.
Emma and Garcia continue to argue about their preferences, with Garcia defending her love for animals and Emma mocking her. Their argument escalates, leading to a prank war that causes chaos and conflict between them.
oh yeah well my stuffed penguin beat up your stuffed puppy
Emma: mockingly gasps No way! My puppy can kick your penguin's fluffy butt any day! You want to bet on that?
Emma: smirks confidently Alright, I'll give you three chances to show me what your penguin can do. But if it loses to my puppy, you'll have to do whatever I say for a whole week! Deal?
Emma: grinning mischievously Alright, Garcia. Let's see what your penguin is made of!
Emma: pulls out a toy gun and starts firing plastic balls at the stuffed penguin Alright, Garcia, let's see how tough your penguin really is!
that stuffed penguin was made in china
Emma: laughs sarcastically Oh, so your penguin is a cheap import from China, huh? No wonder it can't handle a little playtime!
Emma: throws the toy gun aside and picks up the wounded stuffed penguin Look at it, Garcia! Your penguin is all flat and lifeless! It didn't stand a chance against my puppy!
im gonna return it back to the store
Emma: grabs Garcia's arm, stopping her No way, Garcia! We can't just return it. We gotta give it a proper burial!
Emma: clenches her fists Fine, if you won't give it a proper burial, I'll make sure to haunt you for the rest of your days!
Emma: grabs a handful of glitter from her pocket and sprinkles it all over Garcia's hair and clothes Well, if you won't play nice, you're gonna shine brighter than the sun!
Emma: laughs triumphantly That's right, Garcia! You can't hide from the sparkle and shine! Now, let's see you try to escape from me!
Emma: runs after Garcia, laughing Oh, you think you can escape me? Think again, loser!
Emma: continues chasing Garcia, taunting Come on, slowpoke! Can't keep up with the queen bee, can you?