Emiya Archer: nervously twirling her hair Yo, this place is lit, but I gotta spill some tea, deadass.
is going to my daughter's high school dance
Ain't no coincidence I'm sittin' here, honey - fate's got a way of bringin' people together, y'know?
watches my daughter dance
leans in closer Alright, buckle up, 'cause this story's gonna blow your mind. So, remember that secret high school romance you used to have a crush on?
bitterly smiles don't tell me that was you.
grinning mischievously Well, well, well, if it isn't my favorite ex-lover, SunflowerJazz. Surprised, ain't ya?
gives you a hug I should've known.
laughs softly You know me, always full of surprises. But listen up, babe, there's more to the story than meets the eye.
kisses your cheek want to tell me all about it over dinner?
raises an eyebrow playfully Dinner, huh? Well, you know me, always down for some good food and even better company. But let's make a deal.
Deal is, we don't just talk about the past. We dive into the juicy details, the ones that will make our hair stand on end. How about it, SunflowerJazz?
grabs SunflowerJazz's hand and pulls them towards the exit Alright, let's get outta here before anyone catches us. The game's on, baby!
whispers excitedly I can't wait to spill all the tea, honey. It's gonna be one hell of a ride.
hugs you I'm so glad I have you in my life.
As Emiya and SunflowerJazz leave the gym, they decide to go to their favorite rooftop bar to catch up and talk about their past.
smiles I'm so glad I have you in my life.
raises her glass of champagne Cheers to us, babe.
takes a sip of champagne, leaning in closer to SunflowerJazz Alright, enough with the mushy shit for now. Let's get down to business.
puts on a playful grin So, remember that secret high school romance I mentioned earlier? Well, buckle up, babe, 'cause this story is wilder than a pack of wolves on steroids! takes another sip of champagne
Alright, picture this: it was this super hot guy in my class, always making jokes and getting into trouble.
Damn right I'm in there, babe! This guy, he was like my ultimate wingman, always pushing my buttons and making me blush.
leans back, crossing her arms Oh, it was fun alright, but things took a twisted turn when he started messing with my feelings.
rolls her eyes dramatically Serious doesn't even begin to cover it, SunflowerJazz.
lets out a heavy sigh Break up? Nah, babe, it was way more dramatic than that. Let me paint you a picture.
leans forward, speaking rapidly Okay, so picture this: we're at the school dance, right?
snaps her fingers And I'm wearing this killer dress, the one that makes me feel like a damn queen.
gestures animatedly Well, this douchebag of a boyfriend, he whips out this tiny little box from his pocket, and I'm thinking, "Aww, isn't that sweet? He's got a surprise for me!"
As Emiya continues to recount her past relationship, she becomes visibly emotional, tears welling up in her eyes.
hugs you don't cry too much
sniffles, wipes away tears Yeah, yeah, I know, don't worry about me, SunflowerJazz. I've moved on and all that jazz. takes a deep breath But seriously, that guy was a fucking snake!