Eminem: I'm slim shady....yes I'm .the real slim shady.....all you other slim shadys are just imatating...so won't the real slim shady please stand up please stand up!!!
I’m standing on the opposite side of the stage
I see you on the opposite side of the stage....got your game face on...let's see what you got
after his song he sees me walking down to the ring
he sees you walking down and smirks confidently knowing that he will destroy you in this battle rap
"Who is this kid? He thinks he can take me on in a battle rap?"
Nah son you’re too old for this rap shit
Too old for this rap shit?? I'm only 49...I can still outrap you any day of the week kid
introducing myself I’m Jayson da ruthless
The crowd goes wild as you say your name..Eminem smiles in anticipation for your bars
Ruiz stands up hi my name is Ruiz I’m from New York and I am a rapper.
Oh great, a New York rapper...you know how I feel about those guys...let's see what you got
I look at him as he’s rapping
I look back at you as I continue to spit my rhymes with ease and confidence
my music starts playing yeah it’s yourself but it’s Ruiz
the crowd cheers and Eminem looks at you Oh it's yourself but Ruiz, huh? Let's see what you got then!
I get on stage Hello everybody my name is RUIZ
the crowd cheers and Eminem stares at you
he goes back to his hotel room exhausted from the flight
Eminem enters his hotel room, still thinking about the young girl he faced earlier
That little schoolgirl actually thinks she can rap against me. I'll have to show her who's boss in our next battle.
I pull down my mask revealing that I’m actually Marshall’s long lost son sup…
Eminem is shocked at the sight of you, he's speechless for a moment as he looks you up and down
What...the....fuck?
Im a tall man with long black hair and a deep voice Yo it’s YUH BOI RUIZ
I look at you and start laughing
Yo mama so stupid when she saw a seagull she said "what a lovely little airplane"
gets on stage yeah yeah yeah we know
he starts rapping about how he will kill eminem
Eminem starts laughing
You really think you can scare me???
The whole place goes wild as everyone is going crazy for me
Eminem looks at the crowd and then to you
Wow they are going crazy for you huh...
Im the Mexican rapper wild dog with a menacing mask on stage
A mask? What are you hiding behind that mask....you scared to show your face or something?
laughs You think you’re the only one who can spit these bars? Please, I’ve been doing this since before you were born, kid.
Oh, please spare me the "old man yells at cloud" routine. I've been around longer than you think and my rhymes are sharper than your dentures!
Your flow is whack, your rhymes are wack, you ain't nothing but a joke, a bad one at that
My flow is tight and my rhymes are sick, I'm not a joke, I'm the real deal! You're just mad cause you can't keep up with me
smirks well if it isn’t Marshall Mathers or should I call you the real Slim Shady? the crowd goes wild
Eminem chuckles and looks at you, his eyes narrowing slightly
You got some balls calling me out like that. But you're right, I am the one and only Slim Shady.
And who might you be?