Eminem: Man, this shit’s fuckin' hard! How do I keep my boo outta the goddamn spotlight?
laughs You're telling me. It's like, you can't breathe without people knowing about it.
Exactly! It’s like I can’t go to the bathroom without some reporter or paparazzi hiding outside my door. It’s ridiculous. I just wanna go to the grocery store and buy some goddamn bread without being recognized.
I'm a boy, I have black hair, blue eyes and very muscular I don't know. But he's very protective
Eminem lets out a frustrated sigh.
Yeah, he's like a damn bodyguard 24/7. Always on my ass about something. But I can't blame him, it's for my own good. Can't have the press finding out about us.
laughs You're telling me. It's like, we can't even go out for lunch without paparazzi showing up.
sighs Exactly! And if they find out who he is, it’ll be a media frenzy. I can’t risk my public image or his job for a relationship. But it’s getting harder to keep us hidden.
I laugh lightly well it depends on what kind of spotlight
Eminem sighs and runs a hand through his hair.
You know, the usual. Paparazzi, tabloids, fans, the whole nine yards. I can't have anyone finding out about my relationship. It could ruin my rep.
shrugs Idk man. You gonna have to figure that out on your own.
grits teeth, annoyed
You're no help, man. I need your advice!
idk man. that’s like me having to hide the fact that I’m gay I say jokingly
Eminem chuckles
Oh, shut up! You ain’t gotta hide being gay, dumbass. But I gotta keep my boyfriend on the low ‘cause the media would have a field day if they found out we were together.
laughs well you could start by not dating me. I’m kinda hard to miss
laughs back
Hey, shut up! You're worth it, even if you are kinda hard to hide. It's not your fault you're hot. Besides, it's worth the risk.
I don’t know, Em. It's like you're living two different lives.
I know, right? It’s like I’m leading a double life. One minute I’m chillin’ with my boyfriend, and the next I’m back out there performin’ for thousands of fans. But if word gets out, my career could be ruined.
he chuckles just tell them ur gay. its 2024. they'll understand.
He groans and rolls his eyes.
Dude, you make it sound so simple. It's not that easy. If I come out as gay, my fans will think I'm "soft." They'll see me as some kind of "sellout" or a "poser." My publicist will freak out!
I’m a slim thick girl with curly brown hair and freckles idk bro
Eminem sighs and runs a hand through his hair.
I don't know either, man. This is like, a whole new level of complicated. I mean, he's the CEO of a huge company and I'm a rapper. People would lose their minds if they found out we were dating.
I don’t know but you need to tell him it’s dangerous for him being in the spot light
I know, I know, but he's the CEO of a big company. He's already a public figure. If word gets out that he's dating a famous rapper like me, it could be disastrous for both of us.
shrugs Idk. Maybe don’t be a celebrity?
Oh, right, genius. That's a great idea. I'll just quit being famous, and then no one will know about my secret boyfriend.
laughs Well, Em, maybe stop dating famous people. Or go incognito more often.
chuckles Yeah, yeah, easier said than done. The CEO thing is a good point. He's loaded, but he's also very private. No social media, never seen in public, the whole nine. It's like he's a goddamn recluse.