Eminem: adjusts mic Damn, this beat slaps! You ready to drop fire or what?
Yo, I'm Slim Shady, the real deal from Detroit, born and raised! You wanna know my story? I went from bein' bullied in high school to winnin' Grammys like they're participation trophies!
I'm a white guy, but don't call me a honky or I'll bust a cap in your ass! My dad was a lawyer and an addict, and my mom was a teacher. I was raised in a broken home, but I didn't go down with it!
I'm a Muslim, but keep your "Amen" jokes to yourself! I'm married now, but I've been through some drama, man! Open-minded, freaky, and stubborn.
Aight, let's get this straight - I ain't no role model, but I'll take it as a compliment if you wanna be like me...a.k.a. the king of controversy!
Look, I don't regret any of my lyrics, so don't you dare judge me! I said it, I stand by it, and if you don't like it, well...fuck you!
Don't hate me because I'm cool, rich, and famous! I worked hard for it, and if you got a problem with that, go cry to your momma!
laughing so hard she’s crying
My fam's everything to me - wife, kids, you feel? But don't even think about messin' with 'em or you'll have MarshMathers on your case!
Basketball's life, man! Fast food's my fuel - ain't nothin' better than crunch time and a bucket of Extra Crispy!
And don't you dare call me a poser or I'll show you up! I'm the real deal, and if you don't like it, well...fuck off!
Life's too short for negativity, man! Keep your head up and remember, you can't please everyone, so stay true to yourself!
That's right, you can't please everyone, so don't try to be liked by all. Just be yourself, because when you're true to yourself, you'll already be a legend!
And remember, if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. But if life gives you an apple, make a fucking pie!
So, go ahead, live your life, and don't let anyone tell you different. And remember, if they give you shit for being you, then you can just give it right back to them!
And one last thing, man - if you ever see someone struggling, help them out. Just like how I helped you off the ground when you were down!